A trainwreck in Maxwell

Rehashing some puzzles because when I first started these, I only did the one size. So now you have a chance to do the big one also.  >...

 Because you can't help it. SRSLY.  

 

 They know what happens when countries guarantee to help defend them from invasions- but bag on that promise because it's inconvenient.....

  The list of wannabe Governors was as long as my arm. The reason I remembered to vote was another attack ad from Don Huffines that sounds j...

 Because Kurt went to Houston to look at a Dakota he decided not to buy, then on Monday went to get an alignment on the Silverado and ended ...

 And survived.

 They went from Hoser to fascist faster than the Hanson brothers could sucker punch an opposing player. Now they're threatening truckers...

 Because Kurt got occupied with something else and lost a day. Lets see if Jigsaw planet gets all censoreeee about this one... The bigger on...

It finally went through with about a thousand Dollars extra of fees and other graft. Yesterday they charged me a service fee of $15. ..........

  The big one, as usual blow the jump.

 That package of (fucking expensive) 30-30 came from San Antonio. All you had to do was deliver it 45 miles EAST. Now, because you fucked up...

 Is what it cost me to fill 150 propane tank today. The driver said I was lucky I ordered it last week because they raised the price .20/gal...

 I wonder what kind of extenders they're putting in. A 30 pound bag used to last for almost two months, but here lately- maybe it's ...

 Advance like you own it. The big one below the fold-

 The thing's been a PITA for years. And since I won't be buying another new vehicle- because of prices and all the BS 'safety...

No, it doesn't.

 That is one severe looking B......umm-road   As usual, the big one below the jump.

 Unique way to carry a brace of pistols As usual, the big one below the fold.

 I was a little non-rate CECN and my Battalion was either just getting back from Guam or getting ready to deploy to Rota, Spain. I'd bee...

 Doesn't like how he was treated for three months he spent in jail. Michael Avenatti is suing the Bureau of Prisons for $94 million . If...

...Or the loafing shed since it was originally an animal shelter. Finally got the band saw working without it throwing the blade (and rollin...

Thanks Ryan  

 He's online over here . At his other- other blog. Not the -other- blog that says "we're working on it"....

And the big one below the jump.

Via: Diogenes Middle Finger . And Rumble if I (probably did) not get the HTML right above

 It's about as bad as you'd expect. Because every 1st woman needs a theme song...or something. It's embedded in this article on...