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And she was a U.S. Senator Representative from Georgia. Well, actually it was the Israeli Navy that met Sen. Moonbat . They'd been chas...

Or maybe not. The people living catty-corner down the road are doing things that weren't being done last year- in a maintenance kind of ...

All fireworks are banned in Bexar and surrounding counties. And just to get y'all used to the newest and best example of Orwellian gove...

She just doesn't know it yet. I,,,ummmm remember some of these women from a prior life... ...And if chit goes right, we'll be able t...

If you have a populatuion that believes in magic and make descisions on rumors and feelings, you can easily make then do whatever you want. ...

Those Marines that Himself deigned to visit for a photo op over Christmas weren't aloof and restrained, they were in shock and awe from...

For those searching, it will be at the Freeman Coloseum next weekend. January 3rd and 4th in San Antonio. If you're on I-35, take the AT...

Something in the line of "be careful of what you wish for, because you may get it." Well it sounds like the Lightworker is startin...

As in it meets every two years. I heard that one of the items on the agenda this year is the American Cancer Society trying to get the Lege ...

Is having his Christmas special. I noticed that he took pity on seveal y oung women to hire them for his time-out segments... What a Christ...

Feeling tired? Wake up and feel the joy! Oh come all Ye Faithful Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas Silver Bells And a Merry Christmas, ...

If you're making a grenadine-ish cranberry sauce and don't have grenadine or a jar of cherries, cherry Kool-ade will make an accepta...

From Casa Trainwreck! Via Robert Earl Keene.

I got passed by an F-150 this morning in the rain, he was in a hurry to get to the site of his accident, I guess- judging from the way he wa...

Happy Festivus Day Now amaze us with your feats of strength, And you may air your grievances into the wine.

The Navy never really made them an art form. Because they were on ships and had their own sea ditties. The Air Force always had a ride, I be...

Tonight he's in the Windy City doing a deep dish pizza challenge. Sorry Bobby, but even the dead people are going to vote for the local ...

Especially if he meant to sing like this. Thanks to Phlemmie who's a bit more forgiving,

Our new Jesus is going to put Joe **I full facts out of my @ss** Biden in charge of ...ummm....narowing the middle class divide. See, for so...

Want one? Sorry, YOU aren't one of our elite leaders who are going to get another automatic pay raise next year. These are the same peop...

and her Christmas list In the modern version of the 'reason of the season.'

I'll match her with ... I'll come out for Christmas:

I just can't hold it in. An affiliate of cBS has a slideshow of celebrities that happen to be Republican. I'm not really surprised ...

It's still a firearm. It has a barrel, a chamber and fires bullets. Everyone who owns a firearm should be fighting for the rights of eve...

Is anyone else all of a sudden having issues with AdAware? I downloaded the daily newest security update and now I keep getting "Inter...

Are these the new civil security forces he has in mind? Stolen from the Jawa

Can you follow directions? Sure you can,,,or can you? Here is a simple test to see how well you can. CONCENTRATE and give it a try- but you ...

I'm glad I'm off this week and not sitting on an elevated exposed piece of equipment. I think I found out why a spring mandrel isn...

Not, like the Reverend Stephen Coulter of Dorset, England, do we forbid this song for politically correct Barbera Streisand. Yes, he banned ...

It was really windy. We were at (redacted) I.S.D.s San Antonio's newest sporting complex at the old Quarry. We were drilling holes for ...