A trainwreck in Maxwell

This helpful advice is kinda on the distorted side, but advice well worth listening to.

And the more I watch the McCain candidacy kinda sleepwalk around, the more I'm inclined to think about it. The movie was " The Buck...

I just took care of another cat that was causing commotion at Casa Trainwreck. This time the dogs found it under Karens truck and destroyed ...

To boil it down: "You will be killed." ...A word of warning, though. If you use only the front brake, you will fly over the steeri...

Alfred, Lord Tennyson The Charge of the Light Brigade 1. Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode...

Does a Smurf turn when you choke him? It's been 50 years since they were first drawn in Belgium. I think they've lived long enough.....

Cops bracing for after election violence. Yep, no matter who wins there are some who will riot. They'll riot and burn to celebrate, or t...

Karen refuses to even look at them- because they come from the insides of a chicken. Down here we have in certain Shell stations, a small ch...

Today is the first day of early voting here in Texas. According to TV4 news, the UTSA has a new voting center and to inaugurate it- they...

The movie Remember: Swords, they'll cut you wide open! And ladies,,,Trip Fisk has a moustach in this one.

I saw this article about a guy that only admitted to having a Purple Heart from 'Nam- but ended up with over 100 on his Dd-214 with six...

on how long it will be before "Joe the Plumber" is declared a 'distraction' by one campaign or the other? AND in seeing al...

when DID they start keeping records of the Arctic Ocean? I mean if they're sending out dire warnings about record temps and ice melts, ...

I'd say it's straight from that formerly admirable doughty island nation known as Great Britain. But they left that ideal in the dus...

Why, when they get out of the shower, do they have to wrap a towel into a turban? Wouldn't it be more comfortable (and less unwieldy) to...

I've driven an 18 wheeler in Florida. The fact that only FOUR cars hit it does. They're backed up because of a washing machine in t...

Thanks for f*cking up the economy. I just spent about $25 more for the same amount of food than I did even six months ago. Even the Walmart ...

I accidentally clicked on Yahoo images (without a search term) and got this giraffe necked dork.

But we were at the home of one of those evil rich people yesterday cutting down a tree destroying a carbon offset and one of Gaea's chi...

I guess you'll all be lined up to see TUT 2.0. Right? What? that's sacreligious? ok, at least try to walk like one. ...ohhh those ey...

Or should I say something else that's being buried by the MSM? David C. Kernell, the Sarah Palin e-mail hacker has been indicted on ONE...

Returns home from 14 months in Iraq, and look how he treats his dogs! I bet the left is having kittens about now. H/t to Rachel

And the way the Left...and the ObaMessiah himself just doesn't comprehend how flyovercountry looks at Himself and their relationship. Hi...

We had the Dems forcing banks to lend money to under qualified people and others who rushed in to throw loans at illegals. When the housing ...

It's in San Antonio now at the AT&T center. Parking is $3 and admission is $10 (I think)

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test... The Resistance Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 43% blind...

You just proved to every American that can rub two brain cells together that we have effecivly surrendered any shred of self control we ever...

In ANYONE up in DC doing what's (supposedly) right for America, instead of gratuitously throwing tax money awy for political expedience....

That the dog that yelps is the one that got hit. Why has Barney Frank become the spokesflack for this taxpayer financed giveaway bailout s...

A .22lr is *really* loud at night, be sure to reload with .22 shorts in dealing with the next feral cat problem. Not a bad shot though, righ...