Thursday, October 31, 2019

The Four rules of gun safety

  • A gun is always loaded
  • Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready to fire
  • Never let the muzzle cover something you don't want to destroy
  • Be sure of your target and what's behind it 
 
My tenth favorite

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Poor Chloe...

Let me tell you a little bit about Chloe.
Chloe only had a calf every 3rd year and when she did it was 16h 375# chronic at weaning.
Chloe was always the last cow into the lot and before you got the gate shut she would take half the herd with her to the back side of the section.
Chloe was the only cow that could jump out of the tub and did it at will.
Chloe would always flip up side down and choke her self out in the chute.
Chloe was always the last cow to sort off the calves, while she had you standing on the top rail.
Chloe has ruined more gates than when your wife feeds with the tractor with duals.
Chloe was the reason the butterfly doors on the ground load had welding on them.
Chloe was the reason for half the dents in the feed truck and why the 4 wheeler is missing fenders and doesn't drive straight anymore.
Chloe crippled more horses than the race tracks.
Chloe was the inspiration for the invention of half top trailers, 50' 7/16 ropes, ranch hand bumpers, red heeler dogs, and dart guns.
Chloe is the reason there is the human cage in the sale ring at the sale barn.
Chloe bring .21 cents at the sale barn.....
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!

Monday, October 14, 2019