Saturday, January 10, 2015

From that location, you'd think Air Force.....

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street.
They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. ...
So, the four servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best? Saint Peter replied, I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven.
Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer?
Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:
MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY
TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines
SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best
1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.
2. Each serves America well and with distinction.
3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man.
4. Always be proud of that.
Warm Regards,
GOD, USN, Ret.

6 comments:

  1. GOD, USN Retired.
    FLY NAVY

    To explain his locale.

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  2. 1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

    2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.


    That's why God is a sailor.

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  3. God secured many a building and took the hills. His amphibious assaults are legendary. Semper Fidelis

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  4. Even God has to admit Rangers Lead The Way.

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  5. God is a "Shellback" and don't ye fergit' it, pollywog!!!!!!! Be it known to all landlubbers and all that swims in the sea, Sharks, Skates, Rays, Groupers, Gaspergou, Choupique, Garfish, Squid, Catfish and Bluegill one and all, pollywog PR-3 Deli did cross Lat. 000*00' Long.105*50' on 27SEP1968 aboard USS PRINCETON LPH-5 'was duly inspected and found worthy by Neptunus Rex, Davey Jones and their Royal Staff and deemed he be a"SHELLBACK!!!!!"
    I saw God that day, and he was a "Shellback!!"
    If ya' gotta go, Go Naval Air!!
    Got Gunz??,
    III%,
    Skybill (aka PR-2 Deli)- out

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