Thursday, January 31, 2013

Rule-5 The plot thickens

With no theme unless one develops- your thick girls rule-5:













As usual- extra points for not cheating on our starlet.

UPDATE:
As a freebee to you all- go to MissKs and vote on whether they're real or not.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Sunday, January 27, 2013

So John Boehner, how did you cave this time?

I'm asking because you Wasington DeeCee Republicans have a pretty reliable history of giving the Socialists most of what they want for crumbs in return.

I can't imagine your "deal" on illegal Amnesty will be much different. No matter WHO you have talking about it.

UPDATE:
This has now been confirmed by the Maverick John McCain.


One of those senators, Republican John McCain of the border state of Arizona, said on ABC's "This Week" program that the group still had hard work ahead but that he was pleased with the progress and that the principles of a comprehensive plan would be put forth this week.
McCain said the plan was much like a 2007 immigration proposal that died during the presidency of George W. Bush. That plan included a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants, tighter borders, a guest worker program and requirements for employers to verify workers' immigration status.

COEXIST

The real meaning of your meaningless bumpersticker.


Saturday, January 26, 2013

Dear AT&T

And especially your utility contractors- I wish to express a hearty F&CK YOU.

I just got home(take a look at the time stamp) from a road crossing that was supposed to take six hours, until we ran into a farging SEVEN FOOT  wall of cement buried in the road right where we had to cross.
That seven foot deep wall of concrete was deeper than the AT&T pull box 150' away...with two sets of eight 4" conduits.

Pictures tomorrow.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Has anyonr heard Anne Coulters take on this?

That her first pick for President- before backing the next most electable guy to lose is getting financial help from Zuckerburg?

So after seeing the swallowing during the 0bama visit and the anti-gun stance, is Anne going to say anything about her boy gladhanding with some Uber-Lib?

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Rule-5 Thurdays

International edition-






Which one is the international star?

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I call Bullsh1t- Tommy Williams

For anyone outside of Texas, we have a Lege that meets every two years.
This is the year they meet to decide about taxes, laws and other things that affect the freedom-loving people of Texas.

One of the big things in the news is the fact that we have some $90 Billion in our "Rainy Day" fund and probably triple that in Tax revenues from the Eagle-Ford oil fields.

Naturally Democrats want to dump all of it into "Big Education".

One state Senator with an (R) behind his name from a district that is one mass of humanity from Houston to Conroe -Due to non-Texans immigrating want's to put a special tax bill up for consideration.

Which is complete Bullsh1t because it's a roundabout way for School Districts to unconstitutionally increase our property taxes beyond legal limits.

Here it is in all it's non-historical.......glory.
 If you didn't click the link- he wants a special taxation category to fund  the training and arming of Texas teachers!

UMmmmmmmmmm..except for those two loons yesterday at a COLLEGE, or the thing at Austin A&M, or the Bryan COLLEGE shootings................when is the last time anyone has gone into a TEXAS High School, Middle School or Grade School and shot ANYONE?

Yeah- none that I can think of either.
So WHY do we need ANOTHER tax for something that never happened?

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Monday, January 21, 2013

Now. For something completely different-


If 0bama really cared about kids

And *really* wanted to save the lives of children instead of using them as anti-gun props-




Why isn't he doing something to stop on-demand abortion as birth control?

Sunday, January 20, 2013

A stupid idea is a stupid idea

No matter who comes up with it, and seeing as it's the RNC- it's doubly shortsighted and stupid.

Because, RNC- if you can remember way back to the 2000 elections- if we would have had your ideas in place..........Our president would have been Albert R. Gore II.
The Democrats have been trying that fr the last twelve years in some states the Romney LOST electoral vote, even when he WON the state.


No wonder you're called the Stupid Party.
Take a bad Democrat idea and run with it.
I'm sure glad I don't have to vote for you anymore.









Because you LOST this last "MOSTIMPORTANTELECTION--OFYOURLIFE...........EVAR"
and I dont't have to vote for evil- no mater how 'lessor'.

Do you brainiacs want cake?

You'll have to cut it first!

How do you cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts?

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Andrew Cuomouous 1000 words

on American history:



AND according to EBL- it's Rule-5 for guns day today.
Sooooo- representatives of what's in the house now-

Why is it

That the wife is watching PBS- and I know it without even looking?
Because there is a certain ..."smoothness" or calmness like you're trying to keep a wolf calm, because Liberals need that?

It's like listening to smeone talk down to a fifth grader- or something.


Gawd, it's grating.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Thursday Rule-5...Flappers

and other wild childs:

AND for extra credit- who's the famous one today?


UPDATE:
Looks like BZ almost got it---still need a name and you can split points.





Maybe this will help:
 http://youtu.be/GqRR3qLNAYY

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

In which the author admits he was wrong

Yes, I have to admit that I was wrong in relentlessly referring to him as a Communist.

I should have said the wanna-be dictator, huh?


Tuesday, January 15, 2013

So, Andrew Cuomo-

Now that you're bragging about this law that your Liberals voted for in the middle of the night this morning, and your telling us that nobody needs ten bullets to kill a deer- and nobody hunts with an 'assault rifle'..........

Want to show me where it says anything about hunting here?

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Look! Democrats

Enjoying a walk in DeeCee:

Don't. Bunch. Up!

Every time we did something military when I was a Sea Bee we were always told "don't bunch up!"

Because when you do on patrols or stumbling into an ambush site it makes it easier to kill you all.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read about that new III Citadel Project up in the frozen north of Idaho.

Then I thought of Waco and Ruby ridge and what would happen when 0bama turns *real* firepower on it.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Are you smarter than....

Your average service member?

Take a sample ASVAB test and find out.
It used to take a minimum of 37 to get into the army, now that they're getting smaller- I hear you'll need a 50.
Good luck on this test made for a tenth grade education!


When I took it the first time- the detailer in Orlando stopped me on the way to my basic electronic class and tried to get me to covert to being a Nuk.
I told him I like seeing the sun, so I'd stay a Sea Bee TYVM.
I took it last week and got three points higher.

UPDATE;
I guess nobody's looking for a 20 minute time waster.
I got 87 the first time it after being out of school for almost two years and this sample gave me a 90.

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

We get the leadership we deserve

And with the dumbing down of America, we have this-

Although it was actually a uniquely groomed dog roaming loose, three callers to 911 on Tuesday reported a baby lion, the city of Norfolk said today.
Two calls came after 10 a.m. on Granby Street near the zoo and on Llewellyn Avenue.
About 1:20 p.m., another 911 caller reported seeing a baby lion on Colley Avenue at 50th Street.
“I’d like to report a lion sighting,” one caller said.
“Say that again?” a dispatcher replied.
In the call near the zoo, a woman said, “There was a lion that ran across the street – a baby lion. It was about the size of a Labrador retriever.” Another caller said, “I don’t know if it got away from the zoo or what.

Because the entire Liberal weight has been to turn our schools and entertainment into the prequel to Idiocracy.

Monday, January 07, 2013

Does anyone still have a Bank of America account?

If so, why?

BoA has always been on the side of anyone but us.
They got their bailout and still decided to charge for everything they could, you know double-dipping from the taxpayer.
They've tried screwing a company that make fiberglass gun stocks.
They were instrumental in getting 0bama re-elected with favorable loans to his campaign.

And now they're going after another gun company by freezing their account -because they don't like them selling gun parts over the internet.

The only reason I wish I still had an account there is so I could close it again.

Saturday, January 05, 2013

Hey James

If you can't understand how someone can feel about Hillary!- stop down to the Daily Kos and shout GEORGE BUSH!

Carville’s take: “I mean, this is really an inhumane kind of discussion that these people were having. I have no idea what would lead them to do something like that. It’s sort of beyond me

Or maybe you should get a twitter account and watch the hate from your people next time a Republican is in the news.

Ok braniacks

What's YOUR answer?
The FB comments were pretty much equal on two different numbers.

Thursday, January 03, 2013

Who is a viable third party?

The republican House just voted almost overwhelmingly to re-elect cave-man Boehner as their leader with a whole TEN voting against.

Read the whole nauseating thing here, if you want.

But wait! Cave-man Boehner promises to stick to his principles this next time after caving in every other time he's had to do some hard bargening.



Why should I expect anything else this next time?
Or the time after that?

New Years Curves

Decker the halls.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

I'd jump on that deal

Intel Ba-bup-ba-bum is looking at per channel subscription broadband cable beamed direct to your TeeWee.

The cable companies who supply you with 400 channels (only 15 that you watch) say you won't go for it.
I would. I was paying DirecTV about $65 a month for about 250 channels of which about
-50% were were in Spanish -which I don't speak very well
-30% were mostly spots channels which hardly ever got watched.
-10% were shopping and religion
-5% dedicated to Liberal talking points (CNN, MSN......)
-And of the 5 or 6 what is now the
Diners, Drive-ins and Dives channel
American Pawn-Pickers
The Storage Wars channel
House Hunters channel


Yeah- I'd willingly pay for just the BBCAmerica channel.

Time to make the Do-nuts

Points for this cultural reference.

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

THIS is the reaso we have such distaine for Congress

It's bad enough that these creatures of DeeCee took the graft....
But to be told that ethically they did nothing wrong, because Congress doesn't HAVE normal moral and Standards..............is --over the top of Hubris.

I *know* it wrong to take something from someone I'm going to have to regulate, or make a rule about in the very near future. Because that's how I have been taught.
You *don't* take things from people that might have a way to influence you.
You don't even want to look like you're bed partners with someone like that.  We were taught that in the `80's military.
Even if you're NOT doing something wrong, don't do it anyway because it LOOKS like something is not right.


But thoe *Elites* in both houses of Congress can do anything they want, and f&ck the people that pay our salary, because we got a good deal on our re-fi'ed home mortgage from the same people we're supposed to stop from making illegal loans.

I quit!

F&ck you Republican party.

I'm glad that this last election was the last that was  "ThemostIMPORTANTelectionofyouentireLIFE" and now that we lost because all we had was YOUR "most electable" candidate to not vote against.

And now you cave to a bunch of Democrats with a Socialist agenda to drive America bankrupt.
In return for $330 BILLION dollars in new taxes, we get the Spork and napkin wastage reduced to the Spork wastage in DeeCee.

DON'T count on my vote ever again!