Saturday, April 30, 2011

You would think

That no matter how small a town is- that they'd put their two biggest stores on two different primary feeds. But not in Hondo.
The had a line on the ground on the east side of town and both Wal-mart and H.E.B. were out of power along with every gas station and fast food place along HWY 90.

You know guys, putting in switch gear to re-rout power isn't all that expensive- especially when your entire main drag was powerless for the entire time you were gloving it.


Which gives me an excuse to throw this up. Not that it was 500K because those insulators looked like no more than a 12470V range.

This is not a photoshop

I was looking for a nice image to go with what is coming out of the White House and this is what came uo on Google.


I guess it's not surprising seeing how popular they are to the Left, just to end up on that page...

Your laugh of the day

Faceplant on top of stolen beer.


And yes his pants were worn fashionably below his @ss.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Extorting Big Tobacco again

Or at least trying.
See, was a group of Missouri hospitals trying to sue Phillip-Morris again for the supposedly unpaid medical care of smokers going back to 1993.
1993? but didn't Bill Clinton's money grab happen in 1998?

Why yes it did! And those hospitals probably got a lot of specialized goodies from that billion dollar settlement, too.
Now, everyone knows, and has known since the sixties- 50 years ago- that tobacco has tar and nicotine that cause all kinds of respiratory problems, right?

That's why states are cracking down so hard on tobacco sales- and incrementally raising taxes, because it's bad and we need to punish smokers!
YEAH- and make them smoke outside!

On the other hand, we have a smokable product that has been illegal since they first declared a war on drugs- that is now becoming almost legal. It is legal in some states if you go to the right Dr.
BUT- it contains massively more tar and nicotine than tobacco. The stuff that the anti-tobacco people are raising hell about.

I smoked weed when I was young and stupid, and I knew back then that something that made you cough worse than a cigarette wasn't good for you, so I didn't do it that often.
(Yes Mr. 0bama, it's in my military records that I got a waiver for it- wanna see it?)

Now with all these states pretty much legalizing hemp, and all these people getting it through state ...weed Pharms- when people who never smoked cigarettes start getting the same respiratory problems as smokers--are we going to see trial lawyers going after states?
Because weed is bad, but cool-so we won't see huge law suits since it's not cool to harsh someones mellow like that, man.

Are you sure you want to go down that intelligence road, Valerie?

So the rich white man said "show me your birth certificate" and the black President did.
Now the rich white man wants to see his college transcripts, but the black mans mouthpiece says no.

Because he's the worlds smartest negro, and anyone who has seen him speak without a teleprompter can see that.

"He's almost 50 years old and he's president of the United States and I don't think anybody would debate his intelligence and so now we need to get serious..."


Just because he's over 50 and the president doesn't make him smart, Valerie- remember George BushChimpyMcHitler?
I've seen posts where people in your camp- the MSM have pegged his IQ to around 118-130. Since he took his LSAT and didn't earn the national Merit scholarship, we know he didn't come close to the top in scoring.

My ASVAB score from the Navy pegged me at 114.

You are smarter than Barack Obama!

You beat Obama at the IQ challenge. Tell all your friends. And maybe you can help fix the economy.

So, I guess that would make a good poll next week- When will Barry release his college records for the rich white man?

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Her name

is Michelle Ryan.
She's some kind of starlet in the U.K.
But since I'm still on a Dr. Who premier mode- waiting on the last half of the opening show...

She was a gold thief on last years Easter special "The dead planet".

Feeling you pain Alabama

With all the things President Laser-like Focus has going on, he finally got around to showing his concern for the people of middle America.

Except that he didn't exactly give a speech, because- you know how self effacing he is and all...

I'm going to go out on a limb here

and say that this FBI attempt to 'fix' zombie computers is going to end-up with prosecutions.

The background is that they took down the top of a huge botnet that infected computers with maleware called 'coldflood'. Now the FBI wants to go to individual infected computers and fix them.
How are they going to find these infected computers you wonder?

It would be a complex procedure. First, the agency would have to identify the machines, a time-consuming process that would entail combing millions of IP addresses and correlating them to ISP records. For computers located outside of the U.S., it would have to involve foreign authorities.
Where have YOU gone on your computer?

But at least we won't have to worry about a G-man in the house because they'll be fixing them remotely...without looking at your files, or anything like that.

"The process does not affect any user files on an infected computer, nor does it require physical access to the infected computer or access to any data on the infected computer."

Said the mouthpiece of the most open, honest and ethical administration since Bill Clinton.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

To whoever was driving through Junction, Tx

Thanks a f*cking lot for throwing you lit butt out the window.
The last time we had any rain was before Christmas and everything is tinder dry.
Not that you care because because you're probably one of those imported @ssholes who ended up in San Antonio because your brand of socialism forced you out of a job.

At least that smoke I'm smelling isn't exactly close.

Lets try this one

We're going to arm Libya's rebels soon. How long before we see them in A'stan?
As soon as they can load the plane
Three days
A week
Never! Those are freedom fighters
pollcode.com free polls


Just to clarify. By them- I meant the arms and body armor.

I told you he had it

And if Trump wouldn't have forced him to release his long form birth certificate now- he would have as soon as he stepped out the gates the last time in 2013.

If he hadn't done it now- he'd be all- like "i PWned U" LOLOLolol

Because that's all he was waiting for- to make birthers look all Loose-changie and the attention it was pulling from other things he didn't want attention on.



BUT,,,don't worry Barry- people will now start asking if the "Most open & Honest Administration in US history" (Ver- 2.0) showed a fake certificate.

If you're wondering about all those half mast flags today

Hubert J. “Hub” Schlafly Jr. has died.
If you hadn't heard yet, he's the inventor of the original TelePromter.

Obama reported to be speechless.




UPDATE--
Thank you Jennifer for the Jen-launch!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Remember those Egyptian riots back in Feb.?

How we had to force Mubarak out because those were "pro democracy" rioters?
That anyone that mentioned radical Islam was biatch-slapped for being islamaphobic and told they were only wanting freedom from oppression.

Yeh, we know which way that vote is going, don't we? And, it'll be called an unexpected outcome. Just like it'll be unexpectedly the last election until the next uprising.

Even though we're cutting down forests

to print trillions of worthless Dollars, the guy who couldn't figure out he had to pay income taxes. Even when the IMF gave him the tax money to pay it with.
Tim Geithner says he favors a strong Dollar.

"Our policy has been and will always be, as long as I will be in office, that a strong dollar is in the interest of the country," Geithner said at a New York conference organized by the Council of Foreign Relations.

"We will never embrace a strategy to weaken the dollar."


Who stupid do they think we are?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Good on you Chicago

You're the ones that set up the Community Organizer in Chief to climb his political ladder of Socialism.

I really hope you're enjoying what you helped give the rest of the country.


In other news, I just had an interview as a CDL instructor down in Alice.
It's a 308 mile round trip. It sounds promising, and if you're looking for a job and have a CDL-A with over five years experience- you might want to look at Excel Drivers Services out of Aurora, Co.
But I don't know if I can afford moving there unless the pay is "really" good with Obamas Wiemar Republic right around the corner.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I don't have many I 'have to see that' movies

But this one kind of hits my funny bone like an off-shoot of Harold LLoyd/3stooges/John Candy stapstick comedy.

...OR the Democrat Party 2011-



I don't like the modern comedians- I guess I don't have that BEN stiller gene that makes me laugh. I can see the humor, but he's not funny to me.
OK, you can ceremoniously de-link me now...just make sure you tell everyone were I am in your de-linking post when you do-
Ok-thnX.

...And if you go chasing rABbits...


Guess what the Community Organizer in Chief was doing today?
Yep, for twelve hours.
But it was for the children.

The more we see of this ass clown the more I know they had a time machine and were secret Republicans-

Jefferson Airplane- 50 years ahead of the Obama administration...

Kicking the tires

I do, but not on a car.
I don't know why that term got started on car lots, because you can tell just by looking at a car if the tires are low.

On a big truck with two tires on each side of the axle, you can't just tell by looking if one tire is low.
So, lacking anything else- you kick it to see how solid each one is.
Actually, I've always had better results with a hammer because I can feel the different way it bounces if one of the duals is lower than the other one.


Another useless thing I've seen is that blowing non-existent smoke from the muzzle.
I saw River do it last night on Dr. Who.

The original reason for blowing DOWN the barrel was to help burn off residual embers in the firing chamber before you poured more black powder down the barrel. Otherwise it would flare-up and burn you.
That's why you see artillerymen swabbing the cannon barrel before shoving powder down again.
That's also why you don't pour black powder from the flask directly down the barrel, because then you have your hand around a black powder grenade.

Of course that need went away when they came out with the metal cartridge, but I guess old habits die hard and we see old movies carrying it on.

...And in other -not news

President Laser-like Focus went golfing again yesterday up at Andrews AFB.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Amy? Amy Pond, hurry up- it's almost time!

And you're not even dressed for a cross-dimensional trip.







Well, that's better-



Now get in the TARDIS, we have a schedule to meet- don't you know?
We have to be in Kurts TeeWee tonight at 8 O'clock- 7 for the rewind.

And look! River will be there slapping leather, too!

I guess people will believe that

If they want to believe that's the reason President iWON and MEchelle weren't invited to the Princes' wedding.

Palace officials said that only crowned heads of states are traditionally invited to royal weddings, and that political leaders who are not from the 54-member Commonwealth of nations, such as President Barack Obama or French President Nicolas Sarkozy, weren’t sent invitations.

Unless you know how to operate a search engine.

Q: Why did president reagan not go to diana's wedding?

A: Prince Charles and Princess Diana invited then President Ronald Reagan and his wife Nancy to their 1981 ceremony - though she came alone because the President was too ill to travel following an assassination attempt on him. Mrs Reagan also attended the wedding of Prince Andrew to Sarah Ferguson in 1986.

That's because you didn't think it through

as usual. That's why you're always surprised by what you call 'unexpected consequence' and the rest of us call a logical progression.

That's exactly what happened in Seattle when they decided to green-up to help Gaea.

The rain gardens installed by the city last summer and fall haven’t worked as planned.

Instead of solving problems, they have created new ones.

The gardens, which look sort of like shallow, sparsely planted ditches running between the road and sidewalk, fill with water – and stay filled. Some of the rain gardens drain over the course of hours or days, but some become miniponds until the city comes to pump them out.

Now the financially pressed city will have to spend $500,000 to fix the rain gardens. And after the fixes, the gardens will do less of what they were designed to do: keep runoff from sewers to prevent overflows.


Instead of getting real engineers in that understood hydraulic flow- they got artist and landscape designers to put these pre-swamps in, so instead of a slow drain through filtering rock, they did whatever they did.
Now most of these fancy bar ditches are mosquito breeding quagmires.

But they have a solution! Yey!
After they spend double the money to redo those 'rain gardens' they'll plan on replanting them...

The sloping ditches are planted with red-twig dogwood and huckleberry bushes, grasses and sedges – all plants that don’t mind soggy soil. The rainwater soaks into the ground rather than flowing into the city’s stormwater or sewer system.

Instead of planting trees that are soggy soil tolerant, here in Texas we have plenty of Mountain Ceders we'll GIVE you. The beauty of these trees is that they actually suck up water.
But we don't expect you to take us up because, you know, that might actually work.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Oh, bummer Michelle

She had to cancel her Lenin's birthday Earth Day celebration in some DeeCee park because of weather.


It was raining. They were afraid she'd melt.

Which reminds me of this picture of two Ivy School grads....

MEchelle Obama

Loving America since 2008-









And even more now that she can run things.

Remember back in 2003 and 2004

When gas prices were going through the roof? (so we thought)

Who was raising a big stink about it being Bush's fault?
Bloomberg news and their hit piece.
Americans are paying 30 percent more for regular gasoline than a year ago, an average of a $1.94 a gallon, and a poll by American Research Group May 3-6 showed voters becoming concerned. Oil futures have averaged $28.62 a barrel since Bush took office, 42 percent higher than the average during Clinton's two terms. Oil reached a record $41.38 a barrel on Friday.

Thurston Kerry III (who was in Viet Nam) via Fox-
SEATTLE — Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (search), visiting a swing state with rising prices at the gasoline pump, is blaming President Bush's foreign policy for high energy prices he says endanger national security.

The LA Times
Experts have a lot of good reasons to explain why prices are going up at the moment: unrest in the Middle East, gas-guzzling cars and greed among the oil producing nations, among others. But there is another culprit that is being ignored and that is making the problem far, far worse in the U.S. than elsewhere: the decline in the value of the dollar.

"Instability and danger in the Middle East are driving up the price of oil," the Massachusetts senator said in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday in Seattle


The NYT-
INDIAN WELLS, Calif., April 22 — President Bush spent an Earth Day marked by record-high gas prices promoting his support for hydrogen-powered fuel cell cars, but Democrats said that the vehicles were years away from reality and that the president needed to do more to relieve sticker shock at the pump.

The WaPo-
With oil prices still climbing, President Bush is coming under increasing criticism for his handling of the burgeoning political issue of gasoline costs, not only from Democrats but also from administration allies in the oil-refining and chemical industries.


But In commemoration of Lenins birthday today, we'll be mentioning that hugely deafening silence from the ideological progeny of Tas and Pravda in their putting any mention near their black plastic Chicago Jeezus.

You notice, I didn't even bring up Darth Cheney?

Obama- always on the wrong side

So, knowing that it will never happen--I ask rhetorically- Where are the cries of outrage from the anti-war peaceniks?

If it were Bush that jumped into Libya and was backing Al-Qaida rebels that just beheaded a captured soldier, it would ba all over the news- instead of being broken on the Jawa Report. It includes vjdeo of the people Obama wants to see in power yelling Allah Akbar as they saw off the soldiers head.

...And these are the people who are going to get advanced weapons and training from us, the taxpayer.
To be sent to A-stan to be used against our troops.

AND- we'll never hear the lapdogs of Obamas press corps mention anything about war crimes, like you'd hear if Bush any Republican was stupid enough to get involved in Libya.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Nissan Leaf

They have a new commercial out for it.





They call it the value of Zer



The first time I heard it, I was like all WTF???
If you had Zero air pollution, we'd all be dead. Oxygen is a powerful ,,,oxidant- it eats things. CO2 is a buffer gas, like Nitrogen and plants NEED CO2 to produce oxygen. Without air pollution we'd be- the moon.

And that zero dependence on foreign oil will never happen as long as your buddy in the White House keeps banning us from using our own oil.
...Even IF we could fuel with some exotic fuel that cost pennies, we'd still need it to produce PLASTIC!

Zero percent gas, 100 percent electric.
Where is this majik electricity going to come from? 0bamas Unicorns are about used up, and skittles use corn sugar that is used to make the ethanol that the lobbyist from BIG AG got Congress to mandate and then PAY for.

Not to mention just how unfriendly to Gaia all that advanced electronics are- nor should we think about all those poisons injected into the earth mother when producing the heavy metal that makes those batteries,

Rose Tyler? Glad to meet you, I am the Doctor

C'mon then. Off to the TARDUS, and I'll show you worlds you've never dreamed of...




Note-
If you do a search for Billie Piper with your safe search disabled, you won't be disappointed...

I see the Reno Sheriffs Dept

Has three new members coming on board soon.




GLENDALE - Three Glendale police officers who took a patrol car on a joyride to Las Vegas no longer work for the department, it was reported today.

Officers Patrick Hamblin, Fernando Salmeron and Mike Ullerich were separated from the department about three weeks ago, a city representative said.

Details of the personnel investigation were not released.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Demands?

Dr. Mohamed Morsy, media spokesman and member of the Executive Bureau of the Muslim Brotherhood(MB) demanded that US Congress hold a special session to hear directly from the MB about their programs as Congress held a session recently with the MB.

Dr. Morsy stated on Al Jazeera Satellite Channel that US fears of the MB are unfounded. He rejected the intervention of the US in Middle Eastern affairs and accused it of seeking to dominate the region for the exploitation of its raw materials,
...

That's a good way to change minds.
Too bad that most Americans don't take too well to enemies demanding things- and Obama isn't running things over there anymore.

See the disgusting rest at Weasel Zippers, if you want.

I don't know if I should be proud of this, or not

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

Created by Oatmeal



Or if I could have gotten more by round housing him so hard his guts would splatter out his butt instead of sending his little Bieber-ball into his throat.


H/T to Borepatch.

So I'm looking at this empty gallon of wine

Four liters, actually.
I have the honey which BTW- costs almost a dollar more that last month (thanx Barry).
I watched this video again-


And said- lets give it a shot.
I got the water, the tubing, the orange -then headed to the pet zone and got this bubble check-valve for my airlock.
I drilled a hole in the cap, and am now waiting for the silicone to cure before sanitization tomorrow.

I wonder how much I could increase the ,,,bite if I did something illegal like freeze the non-alcohol out when it's done in about four months....

Her name

is Georgia Moffett.

You don't really want to imprison her,


Because, after all- she's the daughter of a Time Lord!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

It's Koch Industries, you illiterate imbeciles

Not the Koch Brothers, you mouth breathing Leftards.

Jesus Christ, I thought you were the ones supposed to be so intellectually superior that you would be able to tell the difference between a worldwide petroleum giant and a mom and pop office supply company.

But then again, you are products of those school teachers that called in sick for a week straight up in Madison- so you probably never heard the term...reading comprehension.
That means- reading comprehension- that you read the entire thing and make ALL the words make sense, instead of just picking ONE word to get all stupid on.

Off with his head!

In another incidence of a PATCO member f'ing up in the control tower, we have queen MEchelle's plane having to abort a landing at Andrews AFB. (Barry was waiting for her on the links)
This unforgivable mishandling of Blackie-O's time and comfort will be handled in the usual White House way. Incompetently, with back peddling finger pointing all around.



NOTE- Now that I know PATCO is part of the Teamsters union, I REALLY wonder why we're all of a sudden hearing about the sleeping problem that we hardly ever heard about before....

How much more nannyish are we going to go?

Now we're blaming stupid kids who don't study on dehydration?

More money we don't have to make sure kids have WATER in school?

For the fark sake Mechelle- go find a cause that doesn't cost us even MORE money.

Didn't Viet Nam kind of start like this?

We have a Democrat president who started a war.

There were military advisers to try to teach the indigenous population how to fight.
And when they couldn't do it, we sent in troops.

The Democrat President lied about what was going on over there. Obama lied, Libian civilians died!

And given that NATO is already running out of weaponry, this is what his exit strategy will probably look like.



The ONLY difference between Libya and all the other Mideast countries undergoing regime change is that Libya is the only country exporting one thing...

NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!eleven!!

I've had all of these questions at interviews

more than once, and still don't know how to answer them.

He didn't do the "How do you feel about competition?" one.


Via Borepatch.

Remember when we bailed out GM?

We were told that the taxpayer would make money! Yay!
Then the Chicago machine stole 2/3 of the stock and gave it to the unions and we were told it's not really theft because we gave those investors "new" stock! Yay!

Last year we were told that GM (why is everyone so quiet on Chrysler?) was going to repay $8 billion of the loan early! Yay! But it turned out they used stimulus funds for that. Yay---what?

Then we had that well heralded and awesomely coordinated IPO of the 'New" GM stocks. Yay!
That sold for less than needed to break even. Huh?
Because investors saw what happened to the original owners of the now union owned stock.

But, that's ok, really- because we'll sell the rest of that stock during the summer, because the stock now is worth HALF of what it needs to be to break even.
But that's ok, stocks took a 200 point hit yesterday on that S&P announcement of negative credit ratings- what could go wrong in the next couple months with more bad news on the debt front.
Lets sell those stocks anyway- it's only taxpayer monopoly money.

Monday, April 18, 2011

You know, I'm not exactly sure 'how' a googlebomb works

but if it has anything to do with hits to the Google owned Blogger- Pete Meachum is well on his way to the top of the links.
Because already, if you go to Yahoo! and ask about "Pete Meachum the asshole", I'm number five.

Lets let those inbred DCrs hit the links again tomorrow and see how Pete Meachum-who called anyone who questioned the wisdom of DeeCee a bunch of Communist Biatches who would love to shoot down American pilots rises in the search que- as 'Pete Meachum is an asshole'.

Why, I asked the wife

"Do you think there has been this surge of sleeping Air Traffic Controllers in, like the last four months- or so? As we heard about another one today heading to town.
"What do you mean about this surge?"

"Before about ... Christmas- when was the last time you remember hearing about a sleeping controller?"

"Ummm....I honestly can't remember...??"
"Why"

"I don't know, it just seems ... contrived somehow, after that crap with the unions in Wisconsin, and all the crap that's going on in other states..."

""What would air safety have to do with that?"

"I don't know, but with this group of Chicago criminals- It's probably got something to do with the union. The entire Obama administration is on the take from unions. The News media is in the bag for Obama, so they won't use anything larger than a teaspoon to dig for anything..."

"But it's the airlines, safety has to come first."

"No, it's the Air Traffic Controllers union- Reagan fired them all back in the `80's when they walked off in an illegal strike."
"Somethings up and it has to do with buttering bread for some union."

Googling yourself Pete?



And the first time...


And your buddy AlGores intratubes are forever.
Maybe you and your career politician buddies who spend their entire adult lives in that interbreeding hive on the Potomac need to start remembering that.

Opie, Opie, Opie

What would Sheriff Taylor say about that?



Of course that would be Sheriff Taylor talking, because Andy Griffith is a complete Leftist tool and see's nothing wrong with lying your ass off if you're a Democrat.

Can we go back to our ditch, Barry?

Look! Obama and the democrats took a perfectly good economy and ran it through the wall!





Keep shoveling those $Billions into the firebox, Ben- we have to burn through another trillion!














NEW YORK (Reuters) – Standard & Poor's threatened on Monday to downgrade the United States' prized AAA credit rating unless the Obama administration and Congress find a way to slash the yawning federal budget deficit within two years.

S&P, which assigns ratings to guide investors on the risks involved in buying debt instruments, slapped a negative outlook on the country's top-notch credit rating and said there's at least a one-in-three chance that it could eventually cut it.

It's awful quiet up in Wisconsin right now

isn't it?
They held an election for a state judge and as soon as the unions thought they stole enough votes- they declared "the will of the people" supported the roits demonstrations.

But, ummm- no. Those union thugs lost by over 7,000 votes.

I hope that wasn't a wake-up call, because we need them reminding people of what they'll all about for the next 19 months. Come on SEIU, NEA, OFA, IBEW, CWA- keep convincing people of how needed you are.

Do it again, only harder.


Remember to keep it classy!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Remember that rant I went on about gun sellers not providing info?

It was back in this post about the Beretta 1873 lever action .357.
I wqs under the assumption that it was a new rifle, but Beretta/Pietta/Cimarron put it out back in 2005.

The only review I've seen was from 'The high road' site, and now, I can't even bring it up. ahh, here it is,, but in .45.
But I want one. It's got the old half cock hammer safety and the (forerunner to JMBs Squeeze handle safety) squeeze the handle to fire old time firing arrangement.
So I don't have to worry about the Pumas annoying safety reset and all the other B.S. of lawyerly luuv.

I wonder what was wrong with them, since they seemed to be made well and weren't really overpriced (in the field).

Taxes are done and signed

Time for door-gunner Joe

Who was in Viet Nam, too.

As a Huey door gunner.

I want to thank the Democrat party

especially Harry, Nancy and Barry and their two years of complete mismanagement and screwing us taxpayers.
They left off that taxable exemption for the first $2500 of unemployment benefits that were part of Bush's taxbreaks for the wealthy they are h8ting.

So, because of that, my taxes went up by $645.
Glad you Democrats are looking out for the little guy.

I'm glad I was taking out an extra $20/wk to defray that pittance that Obama didn't put into my witholding last year.


OH- and thanx for not including line 40b this year, too. I didn't need $1000 off the adjusted gross for property taxes, either.

And here I thought that the Republicans caught a clue

from the last election. I mean it almost looked like we did something, however small about starting to start slowing the money hemorrhage.
No matter what those Washington insiders like that fucking ASSHOLE Pete Meachum says about that 0.00000001% they cut from the debt, it was still too small.

Now, I wonder are the Republicans going to roll over for Tim Geithner's raising the budget ceiling? Tax cheat Tim says it's already in the bag. Maybe, is that why our first negro decided that it was safe to come out slamming everything not Liberal in his last teleprompter reading?

That Republicans have no balls to stand up to these Chicago mobsters?
Why not vote to just remove the ceiling? Nobody but some mind blown hippie thinks it matters anyway.

Megan Mcgloverful

From Atlanta.

Normally when I see someone with dreadlocks, I tune them out as some kind of leftie doper that hasn't had a bath in weeks, but this video makes the exception.

She's got a great rant going on about how cold it is in Atlanta, but the best part starts at the three minute mark, and she's right.
Ok, the two minute mark is pretty good, too.

NO, shine.yahoo.com

I will NOT be joining you on twitter.
As a matter of fact, for you hijacking my site until I either open the task manager or click your Ok button (which is going to send me somewhere I DON'T want to go)- I'll stop using Yahoo! all together.
How's that?



Especially since FF doesn't have any specific ways to block you except for downloads.

First it was the Kennedys

Then the Bush's who were the upcoming political family.
Now we're looking at the Paul family political dynasty in the name of Robert?

Well, I guess it could be worse- they at least care about the budget.

I so wish I had a C&R right now

It's a 1909 Marlin 1893 takedown


The receiver is even fitted with the unique factory "Hepburn" combination adjustable rear sight



Sorry, let me wipe up that drool.....

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Only from the Left could we be entertained

by the outrage of offended vagins about photoshopped pictures of meat as "not-meat".
See, there is a big bru-haha going on over at Quarry-girl about pictures of vegan food that wasn't vagin food, and they're offended that they'e been admiring it for years...or something.

I don't know how they thought they weren't looking at meat anyway, because the pictures show something that looks natural. I've actually seen fake meat, and it looks nothing like real meat.
Or to put it in Quarrygyrll language:
Do you like looking at pictures of meat? How about a juicy beef burger, covered in egg mayonnaise with cow fat dripping off? Perhaps some soft, meaty chunks of chicken breast in chicken stock and cream? What about a pork sausage, oozing in pig fat, fresh from the slaughterhouse? OK, let’s tone it down a little. Perhaps you like to look at egg mayonnaise potato salad, made with eggs from those poor battery hens that are dead basically from the moment they are born. How about creamy mac and cheese made with real cow’s milk, pulled painfully from their sore and tender udders, infused with antibiotics, pain and anguish?

Anyway, these vagins are all het up over some non-meat-that-IS-meat stock images and are so up in arms that the paper
...we’d wait with bated breath for the US Mail to deliver our copy. We’d eagerly flip through, reading all about the latest veg stuff, salivating over the amazing pictures, trying out a vegan recipe, and maybe even discovering a restaurant in our home town through one of their reviews.

it’s sad, then, that the pictures we’ve been drooling over for years are actually of MEAT! Veg News has written tens (possibly hundreds) of articles extolling the virtues of a vegan lifestyle, while purchasing rock-bottom priced stock photos of MEAT, EGGS, DAIRY and other completely non-vegan things.


And then goes into FAR more research on said paper than they ever did on their Chicago Jezus- until the paper, Vegnews had to print an apology.

—Yes, from time to time, after exhausting all options, we have resorted to using stock
photography that may or may not be vegan. In an ideal world we would use custom-shot
photography for every spread, but it is simply not financially feasible for VegNews at this
time. In those rare times that we use an image that isn’t vegan, our entire (vegan) staff
weighs in on whether or not it’s appropriate. It is industry standard to use stock
photography in magazines—and, sadly, there are very few specifically vegan images offered
by stock companies. In addition, it’s exceedingly challenging to find non-stock imagery that
meets the standard necessary for publication. We would love nothing more than to use only
vegan photography shot by vegan photographers, and we hope to be there soon.


This is as fun as watching monkeys fling shiat at each other.

But I am helpful, so here are some truthful stock photos for you:

Soup
Spaghetti
Lazagnia
Veggi-burger

Things that make you go--oook

Like finding out that at least 123 people who used the whirlpool in the Playboy mansion fell sick out of an unknown number who used it.

I mean can you even imagine yourself wanting to get in where there HAS to be Gawd knows how much bodily fluid is incubating...
I can just imagine every surface in that party pad as just being...sticky.

Well, I was thinking of a laptop for the main PC

When the desktop went south again. I was thinking it's as powerful as a tower and if we wanted, we can always unplug everything for portability.

What I wasn't really thinking about was that the laptop is protected from voltage surges through it's charger.
That tower made it through this summers rolling black-outs with no problem and the few outages we've had since.

Until that voltage spike we just had.

Then I had a gray screen of death with a pink line on top.
After I tried rebooting, we have the blue screen of death.


And I still have to see how much we owe that tax cheat- Tim Geithner.

Nevermind.
I powered everything down for five minutes and we're good to go.

Friday, April 15, 2011

It's not only physics

where Newtons laws work.
Especially those ones about actions causing reactions.

....or you could use another blast from the past with the whole- I did a snake good, but it bit me anyway parable.
You know the one where it ends up ..."you knew what I was when you saved me" thing.

Enjoy this video, but be prepared to hit pause a lot because it's in Hebrew and the subtitles are hard to read.



Yeah, those people who need a country status.


But, then ,,,if they DO get status as a*real* country,,,,and they keep rocketing Israel- that's an act of war. Isn't it?
And Israel can just hammer the sheit out of them until they surrender?


Ok, sounds good to me.

Here's a tip for gun sellers

If you're selling something that's not mainstream,,,like everyone knows it.
Say a WIN '94 30-30, or an M1903-A3 30-06.

lets say you have a Beretta 1873 lever action .357 rifle and you want to sell it online.
Maybe you could break out of the mold of just cutting and pasting the websites vague description and TELL me about your rifle.
Take some pictures, tell me what kind of safety I'll be getting.
I know it's right out of the box, but tell me how it feels. How is the trigger?
Is there a firing pin interlock?

I'm not there, This is the first time I knew Beretta made a lever action rifle.
Is it like a Puma that has some BS safety that you have to work around every time you shoot?

From the miniature pictures I see, it looks like I can put a peep sight on it, or is the case just too weak to handle tapping?


I'm not going to spend $700+ on something I *might* like without a little more input.

TYVM

Starting a little early

But one to not pick up some easy blogfodder, I'm appropriating this preliminary Republican candidate list from Jim over at The Travis McGee Reader.


And my thoughts on each one.

--Michele Bachmann, congresswoman, Minnesota

She seems real enough, but can we afford to lose her in the Senate?
Especially with that idiot moron who stole the election Al Franken drooling as the ony other vote?

--Haley Barbour, Mississippi governor
Seems conservative enough

--John Bolton, former ambassador, Bush II's point man in Iraq
YES! Please.....

--Herman Cain, Godfather's Pizza
YES! The first real American black President.

--Mitch Daniels, Indiana governor
Meh, We'll see... Mr. B says no- maybe he'll tell us why?

--Newt Gingrich, former U.S. House speaker, Georgia
No Farging Way! Way too much baggage, nice to see you making nice with SanFran Nan over Cap-N-Tax.

--Mike Huckabee, former Arkansas governor, Fox teevee star
Another LOSER from the 2008 suckage on a ballot.

--Jon Huntsman, former ambassador to China
....Wasn't he a Clinton guy? Wrong Lib, he's >Obamas boy.

--Sarah Palin, former Alaska governor, VP candidate 2008
Wonderful, but she'd probably be better behind the scene. I would vote for her in a heartbeat, but she's probably not electable.

--Rand Paul, Kentucky U.S. senator (if his dad opts out)
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

--Ron Paul, Texas congressman, former LP presidential candidate
Remember Ross Perot? That's all I'm going to say about the nutjob.

--Tim Pawlenty, former Minnesota governor
Conservative enough, I guess.....

--Mike Pence, Indiana congressman
Conservative enough, I guess.....

--Buddy Roemer, former Louisiana governor
Conservative enough, I guess.....

--Mitt Romney, former Massachusetts governor
YGTBSM The Godfather of ObamaKare. A plastic man trying to pretend to be not a Liberal.

--Rick Santorum, former U.S. senator, Pennsylvania
Conservative enough, I guess.....

--John Thune, South Dakota U.S. senator
Conservative enough, I guess.....

--Donald Trump, businessman, casino operator, teevee star
At least he understands how money actually works

UPDATES COMING IN NOW

Jeb Bush ex-Governor of Fla.
Just NO. We have enough fake conservatives in DeeCee already.

Alan West Ret. Col. Fla Rep
I would LOVE to vote for this man, but right now, we need him where he's at 2018 definitely!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

How fucking dare you, Pete Meachum

To compare Republicans in the House who are against that pitiful trimming of the budget that we got from Boehner to that communist bitch Hanoi Jane Fonda.

Dude, you've been in Washington way too fucking long. You're starting to sound just like your fellow travelers on the Left that Nancy Pelosi wants to see back running the RINO party.
The same kind of political hacks that got us in this mess in the first place.

Tell your boss, Kevin McCarthy to got blow himself too- because if he didn't feel the same way, you wouldn't be talking those same DEMOCRAT talking points you read on your favorite blog- the HuffPo.

Asshole.

Kaptain Kickass wants to cut $400 billion in Defense spending

over the next decade to bring our deficit down.
Maybe we could go a little further and - like have everyone share that pain.
Like Scrooge McObama wants everyone to sacrifice a little.
So why not EVERY cabinet department cut $400 Billion?

$400bn x 15 Cabinet departments= looks like $6 Trillion dollars to me.
If the Defense can do it while fighting three wars, why can't his political apparatchiks do it?

So Kobe Bryant is homophobic

or something, because called the ref a fag.

Well, here's something for any gay readers I might have.

This would be fun to watch

Except this global climate wrecking news will be buried.

Who knew that Hemp was bad for the environment? Since Those dopers are all in on the "Global warming climate changieness" thing, we know they'll do the right thing for mother Gaia.


Because nothing says comedy better than potheaded Liberals getting hit upside the head with real life.


Got milk?

Look at the dogs drinking old milk.


UPDATE

The only cat we have in the house took one sniff and walked away.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

"Hello Sweetie"

I brought you a present.



Now, Sweetie- I'm going to teach you how to drive with the brakes off....*


*You had to be there, it's a TARDIS thing.


And since Mike W. was disappointed in certain parts of Dr. Songs anatomy, you get a double hit of ...Companionship in Miss Martha Jones:-D

Go over here

It's safe for work, but not maybe, diabetics.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Catching up with the latest meme


visited 22 states (44%)
Create your own visited map of The United States

So, Officer Krupke

What brought your attention to this post?

She admitted that?

I don't think Nancy really realizes what she just admitted to when she said:

To my Republican friends: take back your party. So that it doesn’t matter so much who wins the election, because we have shared values about the education of our children, the growth of our economy, how we defend our country, our security and civil liberties, how we respect our seniors.

So, SanFran Nan is admitting that there really is NO difference between the Democrats and Republicans up in DeeCee? She's giving insider words to what the great unwashed murmur amongst themselves?

The Tea Party is actually a second party than the "Politics as Usual Party" section *D* or *R*.

Thanks Nancy, I hope someone uses that quote next year.

Look! It's Megan McCain!

She's in a pr()n video, but she's not taking credit for her real name.
Way to show how much of a progressive Republican you are Megan.

What kind of a scam is thus?



Or is this guy so full of himself that he thinks he'll be mobbed if he uses his hunting name?

I see "THEY" are targeting FireFox

I just got a warning of massive spyware and virus infections on FF. It's not as scary looking as that MS ZOMYGAWDYOURCOMPUTEZZ-GOINGTOBLOWUP one for MS.

Guys, you need to try harder m'k?

Monday, April 11, 2011

The Zygote of Obamakare

is making an exploratory committee into running for President- again.

Yes, you read thar right, Mitt Romneycare is going up against Obamacare in trying to see who can B.S. the American people into screwing themselves even farther into an unrealistic financial .... quagmire.

Mitt Romney- vote for another Republican loser!


If you want, I didn't because I don't even want to waste that time I could be picking up cat shite.
That's how not worth my time Mitt is, ok?

The next time TSA gropes a 6yr old girl

Someone really needs to get a buddy and start playing this on a ghetto blaster...

I bet they get arrested.

I was looking for something else..

When I came on this .gif
....And I just couldn't not pass on some Gwen Cooper, because you know you miss her.


More?





She says You're welcome.

Color me surprised

You know, that video-op of obama running up the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.
What I'm surprised about is that no one has put the Rocky theme in there yet.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Should I?



Like I said, it's a $2 cut and if the 0bominator didn't throw the economy into reverse, and then hit the gas- I wouldn't have a problem with it, because the expensive truck gort paid off.
The problem is, with that pay cut- will I be able to AFFORD that 110 mi commute every day at $5/gal gas?

Look at this picture

It's Helen Mirren going through an X-ray machine at LAX.


But that's not the reason I put it up.
Look at those TSA perverts. One of them looks like she's standing on the recieving side of that radiation machine.

I don't see anything that looks like a radiation badge on either one of them.
Nor do I see any kind of certification on the machine like I'd see on a hospital X-ray machine.

Good thing we have Obamacare for when she gets cancer, so we won't be having to pay for all those expensive cancer treatments-huh?

Found it!

The poll was the problem.

I don't know what in that code was interfering, but as soon as I took it off the posts, it went away.

The results were:

Groucho with 9 votes
Brian with 8
Obama got 2 (whoever you jokers are)
and Charlie 1

How much do you think this cost?



I've seen this on several blogs now, but nobody has mentioned one thing.

NO President goes anywhere, to meet anyone without everyone and everything being examined far in advance.
It's not like Rocky Obama decided to just hang with the peasants on the way to the links.
Because the Secret Service won't even let him walk in Central Park.

Or check out the Arugula prices.

Or drive the 5-MPG limo to the car wash so he can mingle with his peeps.

How's this?

Bushwack is going to get his pick and start prying all the bad coding that somehow ended up in the template when he gets time.

So I'm putting it how it would look once that brown cr@p is gone.
I do like the white on blue text, so that'll stay.
Anything else?

-----UPDATE-----

E-gawd, sorry about that color.
I ajusted it on my laptop and only now got on the main computer.

Hope this is better.

More of that hopie-changyness

I thought the iWON was going to spread oil ecofriendly biodegradable lubricating fluid on the troubled waters of the world.
We were going to have peace in our time by getting rid of dictators who supported us and replacing them with....well we haven't thought it through that far....but Mubarak is gone!!
So we don't really have a dog in that rioting that's going on in Egypt today- right?

I mean because last time they were rioting and the army wasn't shooting into the crowd- but there was a friendy dictator- so it was a CHANGE needing to happen so the Mosum Brotherhood could hijack the "democracy" that was starting.

But we hear nothing from Mr. Hopieness about the army taking charge because his buddies are set to take over, and a few hundred bodies are really nothing in the grand scheme of things.





Unless we can somehow blame those evyll Rethuglicans...

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Not even an earworm

There was a video back in the mid `80's that had John Candy talking about his brother as a segue to the song. They were sitting around a table and john was saying A real honor student. Yes your Honor, no your Honor- No contest your Honor..."

I had a guy in my fire team who was always saying that in his Joisie accent- "yes yowa Hona, no yo Hona, no contest yo Hona."

I can't remember the song, or who sang it, but it must have been a hit because it was in the box in Rota, Spain's EM Club.



Ok, an earworm from way back then

Making a bug a feature

How do y'all like my new dress?

Something is locked in the HTML editor because I can't change any background color or I get an error code saying that color is not supported.



Hmmmm....maybe if I click that little *help* button for known issues...

Way to stand up for principals there John

I said "Maybe John Boehner remembers who put him where he's at. That maybe he's not another spineless Republican. He may actually shut the .gov down on principle."

I was wrong.

He cave for half of the minuscule cuts that were on the table.
Way to go House Leader! You showed them- and us -how we can expect you to act when REAL cuts are on the table.

I wonder if there's going to be a viable third party out in time for 2012?

Friday, April 08, 2011

Tired of all this free time

I guess I'll go back to work. Since I haven't heard anything from the .gov contractor who was going to make me a small cog in the military/industrial complex.
Or the Navy background checks.
Or the office grunts of Sens. Cornyn or Hutchison who I asked to look into why it was taking over SIX MONTHS to make some basic inquires.

I was in the area dropping off an app to drive a post office truck, I decided to drop by the old workplace and see if bossman was still pissed off about me cracking that windshield, and if not could I come back?

Well, they're picking up work again, but not like it used to be, so they offered $2 less. I reminded them that I was the one who used the bucket truck to fix parking lot lights and they made good money for that, so my Super said he'd do what he could.

As I was just getting ready to merge into I-35 ProDriver called and asked if I wanted a job...
So, at least i have choices without moving, anyway.

So, what's wrong now?

I all of a sudden have a brown background for a header?
-And can't change it...

Thursday, April 07, 2011

The line in the sand

Interesting that Prezident Kickazz decided to make it now, when he knows how bad press may actually ooze out about troops not getting paid.
He decided that NOW was a time to show he had some kind of balls and stand up to fiscal responsibility.
I wonder if Michelle had anything to do with it?

We're going to shut down parts of the .GOV and not pay our military whilt food stamps, welfare payments and the other titsuckers get theirs, but my grandadughter is going to end up eating CAT FOOD because Obama hates military dependents and wants to see them STARVE!

OBAMA HATES MILITARY BABIES! He wants them to starve in the dark!
Obama will be driving eight Suburbans in Williamsburg while my daughter is walking to dsaycare because she can't put gas in the car!

Obama lives it up while military babies eat cat food! (oops- used that already, sorry it just rolls off the tongue)

Dude, it's a public restroom

Why don't people check before the sit on a toilet?
I mean as nasty as some of those people are, I hate to even think about sitting down- much less without even looking.

So I wonder how many times that guy complained of guys peeing on the seat before he got glued?
Seriously guy, do you get sick a lot?

So, tongues are wagging about Bristol's paycheck

And the fact that she made a tad over a quarter million dollars as an anti-pregnancy ambassador,

I know it seems like a lot of money for an 18 year old- and it probably is for most kids. She's not a normal kid and neither are Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian who got their massive amounts of cash for doing even less at that age.

I don't see any mention of the fact that the sperm donor probably got more than that for dropping trou for a photo shoot, or that the Liberal toole hasn't paid child support in forever.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

A question on phraseology

If you're in a store where the 5lb log of e .coli-burger used to sell for $10, then it dropped to $9.88 and we'd say it took a .12% drop- right?
Then if we walked our happy butts to the same place the next day and saw the same tube of e .coli-burger for $11.33- would we call that a 13% jump in a consumers prices?

Like the bell peppers that used to be 33 cents are now $1.24.

Good thing the Consumer price index doesn't look at food, or our economy would look a whole lot worse.

But like President Everyman says we'll have to get used to it.






He hasn't tried that "I feel your pain" line yet, has he?

Her name

is Kate Middleton

But you don't usually see her like this

I thought I'd bring her out before you got tired of hearing her name in the next two weeks.



The poor girl looks cold, doesn't she?



You know you would like a screen door,

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Barack Obama want's to kill black babies

and won't take no for an answer.

He said this morning that he would veto any bill that stopped funding Planned Parenthood.
Or cut funding for the EcoNazis in the EPA.

“What we can’t be doing is using last year’s budget process to have arguments about abortion, to have arguments about the Environmental Protection Agency, to try to use this budget negotiation as a vehicle for every ideological or political difference between the two parties. That’s what the legislature is for, to have those arguments, but not stuff it all into one budget bill.”
Can I remind you BARRY- that if YOUR DEMOCRATS had passed the budget back when they were supposed to...SEVEN MONTHS AGO- that we wouldn't be having this discussion right now.

“What we can’t do is have a my-way-or-the-highway approach to this problem,” Obama said. “Because if we start applying that approach, where I’ve got to get 110 percent of everything I want or else I’m going to shut down the government, we’re not going to get anything done this year, and the American people are going to be the ones who suffer.”
That's how you DEMOCRATS acted for the entire time you had the entire .GOV under your complete control.

Lets shut down the government and remind everyone just exactly WHY there was no budget for 2011 under Nancy Pelosi and Dirty Harry.

Ohh, you want content!

Been AFK putting in some realtime apps in because I'm starting to think that I'll never hear from Kay Baily-Hutchison or John Cornyn and that security check because I didn't include a huge donation for them to take an attention of my asking for help.

Our newest and greenest pet is really getting restless. She's either egging, or reabsorbing them, but she's still looking for a good place to lay.
I can't let her out because she sees a nice cave and want's to make a lizardly beeline for the cats litter box.

Or if she gets out to the living room,

... she shows how much of a lesbian she is because she loves to eat the carpet............



Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Monday, April 04, 2011

Anzio and the Italian job

Ouch

You know how light a lever action rifle usually is.
Even after beefing it up, it's still not going to have a lot of inertial dampening.




But if you're a masochist, the bidding's almost over- hurry!


My 1903 probably outweighs that by a good three pounds and with my shoulder probs- would render me ineffective for a week.

Why do we have a debt ceiling?

If every time we get close Democrats automatically raise it?
If Republicans threaten to keep that limit that was just raised last year- the tax cheat that Teh Won put in charge of our money- is crying about defaulting on our loans.

Gee Timmy and yes you too Ben Bernanke- if you're so concerned about our debt, maybe you should ACT like it- instead of borrowing even more.

Geithner said a failure to raise the ceiling in a timely way would lead to hardship for many Americans as government payments would stop, pushing interest rates higher and sparking "a financial crisis potentially more severe than the crisis from which we are only starting to recover."

Both Geithner and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke have said a failure to raise the ceiling could have "catastrophic consequences."

But wait!
Did I just see a way to NOT have a catastrophic failure when the ceiling is hit?

As the government nears the debt ceiling, the Treasury has authority to take certain extraordinary measures to postpone the date the United States would default on its obligations.

But that means that Little Timmy Geithner might actually have to make some hard decisions- that he may even be held to. You know, actual consequences that blaming the Republicans can't fix.

Winning the Future

Hey, look! The Chicago Jeezus is throwing another ally under the bus!
Yes, someone else who actively helped America is now joining our other former allies under the bus of fail.
Now that Prezident Kickazz has thrown Yemin's President onto the trash heap of disposable alliances, is anyone going to go out of their way to help us?

You know, back when we had a cowboy for President, half the world hated us- but they had to respect our word, because we followed through.
Now, half the world still hates us and we're walking out on someone who kept most in check.

Hellova job you're doing there Barry with your smart diplomacy and flexible morals.

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Dear Democrats Liberals

Watch this video-

I know it's a bit slow because of the subtitles.


When it comes time, just remember- all your laws against "evil black rifles" won't matter to deer hunters.

..And I'd bet there are more of them who like America the way it was than the America you want to turn it into...


No threats,,,just saying....


H/T to Greenmountains

BTW...he didn't even have a scope on his boltie.

OH, and my 30-06 can reach you at 3/4 of a mile away. But don't worry. I won't be looking for you because you're too far away.
Those troops you're sending out- however, who think that "I'm only obeying orders" will get them off... just look at the way 0bama treated the Bush legal team....

No threats, just thinking.


AND if your the NAVY BACKGROUND checkers, it;'s about time! I've been waiting for you for over six months.

But incompetence flows downhill faster than competence- doesn't it?

Curious

I've never been there, but got a hit from this blogs sitemeter. I'm not on their blogroll and didn't see any links going there, so how did they backtrack to me?

In which it comes as unsurprising

That the ten most segregated cities in America are mostly in the north- LA the mold-breaker.

The thing that brings them all together is their political make-up of generations of Liberal leadership.
I wonder how many would be in the top ten for loosing businesses, too?

Remember those Wisconsin teachers last month?

The ones who canceled schools across the state with a sick-out to protest having to pay for less than 6% of their own retirement.

Remember the Dr.s standing around and handing out fake sick notes?
They were supposed to be investigated and the results out March 25th.

I guess I was right (again) when I said nothing would happen and it would be forgotten bout by the Liberal UW medical dept.

Maybe the UN should blame the mullas

for that riot in Mazar-i-Sharif Friday after the prayer service.

The mob gathered after three mullahs at Friday Prayer urged action in response to the Koran burning by a pastor, Terry Jones, in Florida on March 20.

...Or even President Hamid Karzai instead of some publicity hound in Fla.
He placed direct blame on those who burned a copy of the Muslim holy book in Gainesville, Florida, last month, stoking anti-foreign sentiment that already was on the rise after nearly a decade of war in Afghanistan.

"The demonstration was meant to protest against the insane and totally despicable gesture by one person who burned the holy Quran," he said.



President Hamid Karzai publicly condemned the March 20 Quran burning, leading some to blame him for triggering the protests. De Mistura, however, blamed the person who torched the holy book.

The pastor, the Rev. Terry Jones, had threatened to destroy a copy of Islam's holy book last year but initially backed down. On Friday he said Islam and its followers, not his church's burning of the Quran, were responsible for the killings.


Your fellow cultists were furious about a Liberal rag lying about a koran getting flushed in Gitmo a couple years ago too...
"Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of offending culture, religion or traditions," de Mistura said. "Those who entered our building were actually furiously angry about the issue about the Quran. There was nothing political there."

Saturday, April 02, 2011

You could do worse

for your daily earworm.


...And her's story-
Yes there really was a Girl from Ipanema, whose name was Heloisa Pinheiro.
But just because you're the object of lust from two older, married men who wrote a song about you doesn't mean your life turns out well.

Oh, how CUTE



It's a percussion cap powered BB shooting Pocket Pistol.

Friday, April 01, 2011

I've been reading about those PETArds

for some reason.
Nothing that points to anything... but just hearing and seeing.

You know, you PETArds that when you women display themselves- you're not making the point that you want to make- right?

All you're really doing is giving some lucky guy (or girl) a show.
Except, that you're cheating.
Those animals you're trying to make us feel sorry for aren't putting their all into it.

I've noticed through looking at those pics that you PETAphiles are in a cover-up that most female animals wouldn'r car about...........

STOP THE COVER-UP in female displays! Really girls, that's about the only way guys will pay attention to your skanky-@ssed protests.

Bare the beaver for bears!

So that's why I seeing more of them

You know when you hit a site and all of a sudden you Windows Antivirus goes nutz--"ZOMYGAWD YOU HAVE GAZILLIONS OF INFECTIONS!!!!1111!!!!"

"GO, QUICK- HIT THIS DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!"

HURRY- YOUR COMPUTERZ GOING TO EXPLODE!!"

Except that it's not your antivirus if you look before making a mistake.
It's a rouge site trying to get you to install maleware.

What is it?

video

In honor of today

A hot Mediterranean babe

Dude, seriously?



I can do that with any arc welder I know of.

But if you don't know cr@p, anything is,,,magic,,isn't it?