John McCains ditzy daughter.
The one who's only famous because she's Johns daughter and Liberal Republican.
The one whose carpet doesn't match the drapes- but as much as she complains about being thought of as a ditz- won't let her natural show.
Enjoy this hard hitting and well articulated election report from Paris Hiltons BFF:
I could only stand to watch about half of this, and stopped before I started stabbing my ears with scissors.
You know, she used to be right in the middle of pleasingly plump, but success has definitely gone to her waste.