Saturday, November 12, 2011

In this upcoming electoral season

Remember this story:

Two gators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one
and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids.
I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the swamp near the
parking lot by the Capitol.'

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus
cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See,
by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a
Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

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