I didn't know that Louisiana had over 7,500 miles of coastline.
And that only 180 of them are oil infested.
You can read all about it here in the highly fact-checked ABC News site with their layers and layers of fact checkers and editorial oversite.
It's the third page, middle para.
If LA has that many mile of coastline, I wonder what Texas has?
HEY! If LA has that many miles of coastline... no wonder Captain KickAss and his NIS/ICE leader gave up on trying to secure a boarder that's like, 20 times as long.
Gotta start working on that deficit somewhere, ya know...