Sunday, April 29, 2007

Thanks Libs

And the enviro-Nazis that you love.

Gas prices are going through the roof.
You got the mandatory ethanol added to gas.

Now the price of corn is going through the roof, and so is meat- because YOU caused the corn shortage.

Now, remind me again---WHO is for the 'little guy"?

I can't even find a P.O.S. small truck for under $2500 that I'd think of buying.

Thanks for making keeping us so reliant on volatile foreign oil supplies.

Everyone who isn't independently wealthy -or on some kind of government subsidy really appreciates how well you're looking out for us.

...And speaking if Libs having their heads completely up their @sses...
The y want to outlaw using safe, effective and cheap incandescent light bulbs in favor of the minutely more efficient compact fluorescent bulbs.

The are a lot more expensive just to buy, and the energy savings over the life might break even with incandescent.

Except if you break one. Then it'll cost about $2000 U.S. in clean-up costs, plus all the extra energy burned to have all the hazmat equipment come to your house, AND completely refurnishing your daughters room because of the mercury poisoning.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Chicken hawk!

What it the definition of a Chicken Hawk? Or is it War hawk?
I forget with all these codewords.

Anyway, I read a link to craigslist from someone claiming to be ex-military who went on a rant against G. Bush, because HE killed her husband in Iraq.

I'd fisk it, but ANYONE who's been around Marines knows that they'd *never* refer to themselves as a soldier.

I guess That I needn't mention which basion of patriotism it was posted from, do I?

Anyway, H/T to GS

Friday, April 27, 2007

Remember the Haditha Marines accused of murder?

It was supposed to be the modern day version of MyLai.
The Legacy media flogged it like a rented mule, until even they got tired of hearing about it.

In case you've forgotten- the terrorists and their allies on the left waited over a day to decide that the Marines had killed innocent people.
Then, as in the case of Jennifer Lynch, the Media puppets began to distort the truth; and George Booosh's government AGAIN put more weight on the words of Americas enemies than the people who took an oath to defend her.

Except that the governments railroad job is falling apart. This time.

Although the prosecutors said they needed more time to prepare their cases, there is much more to the story than that has learned, and it paints a shocking picture of a prosecution that should never have been pursued.

In a nutshell, the case exploded when an intelligence officer dropped a bombshell on prosecutors during a pre-hearing interview when he revealed the existence of exculpatory evidence that appears to have been obtained by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) and withheld from the prosecutors.

This officer, described by senior Marine Corps superiors as one of the best and most dedicated intelligence officers in the entire Marine Corps, was in possession of evidence which provided a minute-by-minute narrative of the entire day's action — material which he had amassed while monitoring the day's action in his capacity as the battalion's intelligence officer. That material, he says, was also in the hands of the NCIS.

Much of that evidence remains classified, but it includes videos of the entire day's action, including airstrikes against insurgent safe houses. Also included was all of the radio traffic describing the ongoing action between the men on the ground and battalion headquarters, and proof that the Marines were aware that the insurgents conducting the ambush of the Kilo Company troops were videotaping the action — the same video that after editing ended up in the hands of a gullible anti-war correspondent for Time magazine.

When asked by the prosecution team to give his copies of the evidence to the prosecution, he told that he was reluctant to do so, fearing it would again be suppressed or misused, but later relented when ordered by his commanding general to do so.

Confronted by the massive mounds of evidence that Marine Corps sources tell NewsMax proves conclusively that the cases against the Haditha Marines are baseless, the prosecutors were forced to postpone the Article 31 against Lt. Col. Chessani and two of the enlisted men in an attempt to regroup.

By granting immunity to the officer on the scene of the house-clearing effort, the prosecution, lawyers say, has further weakened its case.

... (my bolding)

Kinda like Bush's prostitutors are doing with anyone accused by our enemies, weather they're in the Mid-east or on out southern borders.
Too bad the Law on the border can't get any help from the Boosh administration, either.

So I'm hearing about the foiled Saudi oilfield attack

Planned by Al Quaida...using planes to attack Saudi oil fields.

Which naturally jacked up the price of oil. But, so would King Abdullah farting wrong.

Anyway, I'm wondering if El Presidante Booosh (in the midst of kissing Mexican @ss) can't use his current unpopularity with the Dems to just say "DRILL!"
Because we have plenty of known reserves in the contiguoius United States that aren't being used because the eco Nazis self loathing Libs Communistic Democrats self sacrificing naturalists that make up the Left want unspoiled wilderness that NOBODY (except petroleum engineers) will ever see.
Because protecting a postage size spot in a boundless expance is more important than cheap less expensive and abundant oil that's not held hostage by their Islamo-fasceist co-plotters.

And most importantly, they (the Left) can't hate him any more for helping the 'poor' by lowereing their fuel bills.



Except that they have Huey down in Venezuala to do that for them, don't they?

A job right up my alley

I'd need to stock up on ice though.....

SUMMER CAMP JOBS - Spend your summer working at an all girl (ages 7-17) camp in the beautiful hill country approximately 90 miles west of San Antonio. We need people who enjoy the outdoors and have experience working at camp with children. Positions available include: Nurse, Arts & Crafts Director, Kitchen Helpers, Water Front Director, Assistant Water Front Director, and Instructors for swimming and riding, Cook and Counselors, Room and board and training. To apply , call (210) 349-xxxx or send resume to: GSSAA, ATTN: Becky Xxxxxx, P.O. Box 7xxx, San Antonio, TX

Yep, let me be responsible for the 17-yr-olds at the swimmin' hole.

Pics when I get the job.

Except that it's, like illegal to post them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Sorry, no sharing.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

My wife want's everyone to get their fair share

She send me this from the San Antonio Craigslist.
Because she's British (ok, Welsh,,,) and want's to let people know just how badly they feel for imposing their way of life on the world.

International Coalition for British Reparations needs internet help
Reply to:
Date: 2007-03-29, 2:14PM CDT

The ICBR is looking for people to spread awareness in an effort to get Britain to pay for the evil crimes they have committed over the last 500 years. For info on how you can make England pay $8,350 to every non Britain of the world, email

* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 302639038

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The newest breakthrough in making leasure enjoyable

I just got almost done with my new site.

Tell me what you think.

No, look at it, and send as many people over there as you can...THEN tell me what you think.

I think this could work, it's not Walmart cheap, but it's not "that" expensive either.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Oh, hi! Yes I'm still here

Just have appointments and am trying to get the prototype of the pool cooler done so I can shop it around.
And send pictures to a pool manufacturer.

Along with trying to make a website and fliers, that actually look like I'm not a complete mouth breathing moron.

I'm still trying to get a name, I'm thinking about these...

Cool Pool
Polar Pool
Polar Blue

I kinda want to stay away from the Arctic stuff because penguines aren't as cool as Polar bears.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

"Me no Alamo!" "Me no Goliad!"

Today is the day that Texas defeated Mexican President Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto.

The Texians took Genrallissamo Santa Annas troops completely off guard because it is rummored, a Free black woman, Emily Morgan, was responsible for Santa Anna's unguardeness. She is who is sung about in this song.

The battle lasted 18 minutes, but the chase lasted hours.

To ad an historical note that has been removed by the PC revisionists; when Santa Anna was caught, he was wearing womens clothing.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I give you our next President!

Stolen from Erica.

I *KNEW* I'd find it in there, somewhere

All I had to do was finish this article to find it.

So, you get a Chinese couch with a lable translated from Chinese -using a Chinese translation program- and it has an offensive word in it.
And it was a mistake, that had already been corrected.
What do you do?

Huang said Kingsoft has worked to correct the translation error. In the 2007 version, typing "dark brown" in Chinese does not produce the racial slur in English. But if the offensive term is typed in English, the Chinese translation is "dark brown," he said.

Moore is consulting with a lawyer and wants compensation. Last week, she filed a report with the Ontario Human Rights Commission.

Commission spokeswoman Afroze Edwards said the case is in the initial stages and could take six months to two years to resolve.

Moore, 30, has three young children, and said the issue has taken a toll on her family.

"Something more has to be done. We don't just need a personal apology, but someone needs to own up to where these labels were made, and someone needs to apologize to all people of color," Moore said. "I had friends over from St. Lucia yesterday and they wouldn't sit on the couch."

Lady, you ought to try being a white male Christian- you're fair game for everyone and have no defenders.

Friday, April 20, 2007

This kinda hits home

I was going to post it on a comment over at Miriams blog- since she's heading to Ohio..

But this reminds me of what happened to my adopted hometown of Port Aransas...
Literally getting paved over, it's a fact of life, if yopu don't act to preserve something, it'll get washed away. By oil tankers heading to Corpus Christi.

,,,And it's Rush's theme...

In keeping up with the good bloggers

I'll jump on the bygone rockers idea from Guy and Denny.

Rocky Montain way

I'm not a highly trained wordsmith

As anyone who reads this blog knows.
I DO know, however, that words mean things. Words describe things.
I'm just a crappy blogger who doesn't have the jornalism degree, or the vast resources to have an editor proof read a story.

I DO know the difference between a Zeppelin and a blimp.
I know they are not interchangable.

I know that to Al Reuters, they are one in the same.
I'm not surprised, really. Given the Legacy Medias' indifference to reporting the actual facts if it might counter their propiganda world view.
It's kind of like making the words Liberal and Communist interchangable, or linking Democrats and Socialists; which is much more accurate than making the link between Bush and the National Socialist party.

It's too early in the morning to get into the lack of ,,,,,,,, the last section, so I'll let you see what you think.
You have your marching orders. Go make your own mind up about Huey's crimefighting plan.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Something you need to watch

Over at Dicks place.

Just, if you go exploring- DON'T open any links he tels you not to.
Especilaay if you're at work, or around kids, or adults with bad hearts.

Oh gawd

Look at That thing!

His feet are already almost as big as Scooters...
There is going to be a halfhearted attemp to find a home for him tommorrow-
BUT someone has already fallen inlove with the (ex)flea infested mutt.

Anyone want a dog?

THAT's going to leave a mark

Two blisters, probably.

Her's a quick PSA for ya all.
When igniting and leting wood chunks (Mesquite) burn on to coals, and propping the grill part up.

Do NOT forget how long the railroad spike has been sticking into the fire.
do NOT lift the grill and grab the head part with your bare hand, you WILL scare the dog.
You Will swear.

Now back to your regularly scheduled inane cr@p.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Didja ever wonder

What happened to the prisoners at a certain widely known prison when the Americans left?
I'm not going to mention the name, because I've been having waaay too many of those titles that make you scramble for the back arrow.

Bullwinkle has the video on what the ex ...ummmm...toturees are doing now.

Just to let you know it's shot live on location, so the usual language warning kicks in.


I did some housekeeping in the blogroll last night, and now it looks like it's stuck.


I guess that goes with the Blogger post that disappered when blogger decided I needed to re-sign in yesterday, to post my post. That I had written on the creat a post page.


You're serious?

I mean You've known about what's happening in Darfur for almost 5 years, and only now you're going to "quickly" start getting your chit together to try to get an American armed force together to help the African Union?

Ban called the agreement "a very positive sign," and Konare said he was "delighted" that issues over the "heavy support package" had finally been resolved.

The secretary-general said the U.N. will consult with the Sudanese government and expects Khartoum "to urgently provide the land and other facilities necessary for the deployment of the heavy support package, including permission to explore for water," U.N. spokeswoman Michele Montas said.

Ban urged all countries to contribute troop and police quickly for Darfur,
but it likely will take months before the U.N. contingent is on the ground because the U.N. has no standing army and must rely on the goodwill of its 192 member states.

Konare stressed that the African Union needs international funding to keep its troops in Darfur.

"Let's be honest, without any sustainable financing, all this operation might not be as successful as expected," he said.

Britain's U.N. Ambassador Emyr Jones Parry, the current Security Council president, said he sent a letter to the secretary-general late Monday on behalf of the council asking Ban to seek General Assembly approval to fund the U.N. share of the heavy support package.

But Guehenno, the U.N. undersecretary-general for peacekeeping, said the AU will also need help from donors because it will be "several months" before the heavy support package can deploy.

He said it is also "critical" that two additional African Union battalions arrive in Darfur quickly to help provide "a minimum of security" for deployment of the 3,000 U.N. peacekeepers.
-My bolding

Good frigging grief- and these clowns want to control the world?
And Khartoum is, like part of the problem anyway, isn't it?
Seems like i remember something about them not doing anything to stop the Christian massacres when they first started, and then stonewalling when anyone even suggested they do something.

and the "extra security" from an almost benkrupt African Union, so they won't have to actually fire their weapons at armed men? Come on.

Well, I hpoe the unarmed Christians that have been on the recieving end of the U.N.s nonhelp all these years know not to protest against the bribry and sexual abuse from the U.N. peacekeepers, since that's when they know to shoot for effect.

Monday, April 16, 2007

I keep reading about sanctuary cities

You know the ones who decide -by themselves- that they don't have to obey or enforce Federal laws?
The ones who aid and abet people who come here illegally and in their trail of crime also habitually engage in the Federal crime of identity theft, along with the usual overburdening state and Federal social services ment for LEGAL residents.

Ok, so WHY do they still recieve Federal tax money to keep running? If they decide that they're above enforcing the law, shouldn't they be required to give up the benefits of being under the protection of the same Federal Government that they're showing their @sses to?

ahhh,,,,, Blogger

It ate two of my posts today.

One of them was actually almost well written.
It was about Holocaust Rememberance day,
,,,And how absolutly nothing is going to change for the better.

Since the Anti-semetism is still alove and well and growing thanks to our Liberal friends.

The other was a throwaway post about being out of a job, with a bad shoulder.

Well I guess you get what you pay for.

This could be interesting

In not a good way.
Darth Sadr is ordering his minions to remove themselves from the Iraqi government.

Al-Sadr's ministers will "withdraw immediately from the Iraqi government and give the six Cabinet seats to the government, with the hope that they will be given to independents who represent the will of the people," said Nassar al-Rubaie, head of al-Sadr's bloc, reading a statement from the cleric.

OK, why?
He's upset that his terrorists are being killed and arrested by American and Iraqi troops, sure.

But why give up Cabinet seats?

Ahhh, taking their lessons in democracy from our Democrats, I see...
Al-Sadr's followers hold six positions in the 37-member Cabinet, and 30 seats in the 275-member parliament. Monday's order would affect only the Cabinet members.

"We will have a major role in working on a timetable in parliament. This will be our message to the government," al-Rubaie said. "Setting a timetable for the withdrawal will be done in parliament."

Other legislators said the withdrawal was likely to further destabilize al-Maliki's already shaky hold on power.

"The withdrawal will affect the performance of the government, and will weaken it," said Abdul-Karim al-Ouneizi, a Shiite legislator from the Dawa Party-Iraq Organization. Al-Ouneizi is from a different branch of the party al-Maliki heads.

One of the six, Saad Taha al-Hashimi, Iraq's minister of state for provincial affairs, sought to reassure supporters Monday that the Sadrists would remain influential.

"This does not mean the Sadrist movement will cease contributing to society," he told reporters. "The movement, as it always has, will remain in society and the government to offer what is best and to push forward the political process," al-Hashimi said.

Yep, Nancy- way to go! Show just how a democracy works when you want to actively make your country loose. I see they're even learning their talikng points about political process and contributing to society...just like all good America haters.

But still, why give up power?
Nancy must be chewing on her office carpet right about now...

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Cooking aint science

Is it?

(I know,,,technically combining different ingredients to make a different one *is* science,,,,but not real science.)

We were going to try another new recipe for pork..because we don't belong to an 8th century repressive religion. Anyway, she looked at the recipe and followed the thing right down to using oil instead of lard like she usually does.

I asked her why she did the taters that way? She told me "that's what the recipe said."
I told her, it's not a chemistry project- it's a reccomendation. An idea about what to do.

She was adament- the recipe says what you- you do it.
That's her technical mind.

I use recipes as an idea of where to start.

What about you?

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Dons wish

Looking back on when I
Said those nappy headed ho's
Then my only worry
Was for Christmas what would be my raise
Even though we sometimes
Would be getting Bling
We were happy with ol'
'Joy' that they would bring

Sneaking out the air waves
To hang out with those ragged friends of mine
Greeted at the back door
With "boy those 'ho's was just too outside"
Tryin' your best to bring the
Water to your eyes
Thinkin' it might stop here
By kissin'in' Al's behind

I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
Cause I called them ho's

Brother says he's tellin'
'Bout you dissin' all them ho's
Just let me give you
All the more attention in this whole wide world
Msn gives you money fory our shock jock ways
You loose yours for 'outrage' after it's thought through

I wish those days could come back once more
Where did those ho's ev-er go
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ev-er have to go
'Cause I called them ho's

The new line in racially acceptable speach.

Do you like it?
I hope so because it's only going to get wider...

Ohhhh, and speaking of racism; did you know Handel was an anti-semite?
According to the NYT, this song prooves it.

Ok, am I a perv?

Or just a semi- good guesser?
I got 9 out of 10 right on this test.

Stolen from confabulator.
And ladies, maybe you could esplain this animation when you check him out.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

So the howling mob got the monster

The evil whitie that dared mention these words

OR- was he guilty of saying *ho* while white?

Whatever, I just have to ask where the line will stop? Will it ever stop, or just keep getting moved by the legion-of-the-perpetually-offended?.........Unless you're a white guy.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Looks like the chicken's coming home to roost

Ok, someone got the bright idea to tax alcohol and tobacco because it was bad for you, and almost nobody said anything.
Because if you did, you'd be in favor of people doing what was bad for them (yawn, ,,and others).

So we got the increasingly draconian Sin Tax on alcohol and tobacco, and other 'bad things'.

Guess what? Now they're going along a predictable branch of that path, in taxing unhealthy drink choices.

Like Sugary Soda Pop and chocolate. I know what'll be coming next..."Ohhh the poor can't afford that tax, and they don't know how to shop healthy", so drop the sugar tax and find a way to soak the rich some more.

It's a slippery slope, these Liberals societal engineers are on; where do you draw the line on bad food, drink, expression (Imus/Hymytown Jackson), actions, or witch hunts , and the ever more blurry line of acceptable ,,,whatever?
Does it depend on race? Skin color? Some arbitrary dietitian with an axe to grind against some food she hates? The whiff of cigarette smoke, while some @sshole gets away with damaging everyones' hearing within a 5 block radius?

They're STILL getting my money?

I was looking at this article about the Liberal Anti-tolerance shown at the UTSA campus today.
Chris Simcox was speaking when the ever so tolerant Left was trying to shout him down with their everpresent lies and misrepresentations.
I didn't know the Klan was patrolling the borders back in the '70s? they musta got stuck in their robes, because there were so mant illegals here in the early 80's that Ronaldo Maximus made one of his few mistakes by giving them amnesty.

But anyway, as I was looking for the money quote I saw on TV, I saw this 'feel bad' article about the Nawlines sponges living in Texas being evicted because FEMA was late with their rent.
It's been, what? 18 months since Katrina?
And they're STILL not back on their feet? WTF is wrong with those people? Are they even working? How long are the taxpayers going to be squeezed to pay for those slackers?

I know I haven't had anything new, but ya don't really feel like posting after eating a chit sandwith, ya know....

Monday, April 09, 2007

Chelsea Clinton

Ya know, I'm going to have to stop with these turn-off titles.
I don't have a lot of people readin this blog anyway, don't need to send them running away in revulsion, too.

Anyway, I read about the smartest man and smartest woman *ever* to occupy the White House (and claim possesion of the furniture) sponging enjoying a relaxed visit to a friends beachside bungalo. When the smartest first daughter *ever* was mentioned.

I knew she was pretty doggy during the White House years and wondered how time had changed her appearance.
According to this exerpt of Free Republic (from the NY Post)Chelsea
chic new look is turning heads. With her sleek, honey-blond coif and understated but deftly applied makeup, the former first daughter has undergone a dramatic transformation from bookish collegiate to soign‚e sophisticate - sparking rumors she had help from a plastic surgeon. Not so, counter a panel of insiders - who insist the 24-year-old's new urban-cool polish is the result of flattering makeup, soft golden highlights and a layered haircut that aspiring look-alikes have already christened "The Chelsea."

Ummmmm..."bookish collegiat"? I heard she majored in partying-till-you-powerpuke while at dads alma matre in England. Probably had the same kind of ,,,,ummmm...well the apple doen't fall far from the tree, does it?

Anyway, if you want to see her manly nipples you can clickum for bigum, or follow the comments of her adoring fans....

I just wonder which course had field trips involving wet teeshirts?

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Of course,,,

Zed is heading for Iraq and Sam is in the shower.

Alone in the house.

Alone, with no-one to see her, when the phone rings...

WHY is she answering the phone in a TOWEL in an EMPTY house?
We know that slutty Jan would walk around nekkid......

C'mon Chris,,,,,,

Why is this guy still polluting the earth?

Darth Sader is calling (again) for the death to America.

Well, at least we agree on something- he wants his followers to come out of hiding and fight like men, so they can "throw the invaders out of the country." And get killed in the process.

Hey Darth, when did you get back from your terror capital? Last I heard you skittered off to hide in Iran.

Gawd, why didn't we get rid of that PoS way back when?
-Oh yeah, We don't want to make people dislike us, we want to fight a war without hurting anyone.

More meme fluff

From RTG

April 6th, 2007 by RTG

1. The reason Kurt hasn’t been updating his blog with anything but fluff is:

a. He’s having a torrid affair with a mysterious stranger.
b. He’s deeply involved in a project that requires all his time.
c. He’s secretly negotiating deals in Syria to free the Iranian hostages.
d. All of the above.
I wish it was a female A(and the wife)

2. What were you doing ten minutes ago?
Surfing my blog roll

3. What are your plans for this weekend?
It was going to be the Saxet gun show, until I found out they're looking for a new place

4. What other blogs have you been reading?
My blog roll

5. Do you believe the justice system works?
Pretty much

6. Favorite city to relax in:
It used to be Port Aransas, Tx (until it was over-run by tourists and retirees)

7. Last book you read:
The Operators manual of an International 9900i semi cab

8. Last movie you saw at the theatre:
It was so underwhelming that I can't remember

9. Last time you wanted to scream at your computer monitor:
About two days ago

10. True or false: What goes up must come down?
Except for gas prices- they paid off the gravity Gods

11. What is on your iPod?

12. What is on your TiVo?
I might even recognize one if I saw it...

13. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be and what would you be wearing?
A very private small coastal town, and less than I am now -the wife, too
14. What are you wearing right now?
A pair of cut-offs

15. What’s the most controversial news story of the week?
That I consider controversial, or the MSM?

16. Should abortion be legal?
It should be up to the woman's conscience

17. What is your opinion of John McCain?
Why is there still an -R- behind his name?

18. What is your opinion of Google?
I can't tell you because Big-Brother is filing everything I type

19. What is your opinion of Congress?
It would be refreshing to get someone who cares about what's best for AMERICA, rather than scoring political points (or money)

20. Apples are to televisions as Jeff Skilling is to _________________.
I should KNOW that name...

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Another use for the trackhoe

Move a barge:

Y'all need to drop by Rhianna's

And let her know in her comments about your favorite 'Peeps' , 'Peeps' story, "peeps' peeps, and anything you can think of about how nice 'Peeps"are!

C'mon, Rhianna, don't be a hater...

The MSM TV news...

Giving people what they want.

As I've said before, I don't think the "Evening News" has a responsibility to stuff its newscast with as much hard news as possible. We can get the news in a lot of places these days, and today's "Evening News" has every reason to experiment.

A willingness to shake free from the traditional nightly newscast formula can be a good thing, in fact – witness last week's cavalcade of cancer stories. The preponderance of animal stories this week, however, seems to fit with Neil Steinberg's argument that we are now seeing "the YouTube-ization of news."

That would be a movement towards news that favors arresting images over traditional stories; Steinberg warns that "we [could] wake up one day and Katie Couric is leading the 'CBS Evening News' with a video of a cat being set on fire.


Is that such a tragedy? Not necessarily. As CBS News correspondent Thalia Assuras points out, "[p]eople love giant pandas," and the "Evening News" is simply giving them what they want – while also spending the majority of the broadcast on more serious news. Besides, it's not like the notion of showing cute animals on the news is new – a water skiing squirrel, for heaven's sake, made the news more than once back in the '80s and '90s.

If you want to give cute and cuddly pictures, there Thalia; sweater puppies are nice and soft and cuddly and inviting. You and Katie could give a nice audience appreciation appearance, and increase your cr@ppy ratings at the same time.

It's not like you actually report the *news*, or anything that isn't making a political talking point that might make people that you seriously.

---AND in other items not worth your prime time ...time, Prominent (and accurate) hurricane forecaster William Grey says the oceans will begin to cool over the next 5- 10 years. But nobody will notice because he's an ACTUAL meteorologist, not an over-hyped, pompous looser who's only accomplishment is putting warning labels on the albums of the people he's now brown-nosing.

So, ladies- the audience wants to see sweater puppies.

Friday, April 06, 2007


When you come down to the Texas blogfest, we won't be doing any of this.


Thursday, April 05, 2007

I bet that's an interesting conversation

The great and presuasive Democrat Majority leader is doing the "Exellent!" tour of the Mullacrasticracy.

Two senarios I can envision:
1- Speaker Pelosi- Gentlemen, you need to take into account the 50% of your population that you are exploiting and discriminating against.

Saudi Mugawump- SHUT-UP woman! Where is your hajib?


2- Speaker Pelosi- ...equality and discrimination...blah, blah, blah...illegal quagmire in Iraq...Bush is Hitler...Yadda, yadda, yadda... Womans rights and problem with sharia law- as long as it applies to others...

Saudi Mugawump- Thank you most powerful woman in BusHitler's government, we'll take your remarks under advisement.

(Nancy leave the Harem room)-
Saudi Mugawump- Allah, what a frigging airhead.
Nice rack, though, huh Hazz'am?

(UPDATE Fri. 2:10AM)
Michael Savage was going on about how brave N.P. was for making the sign of the Cross when she visited John the Baptist's ummmm...grave.

Sorry Michael, that Godless Liberal probably just did that through Pavlovian conditioning. It probably ment as much to her as returning a wave from someone she didn't know.

Just a quick note on the British kidnapees

I guess Margret Thatcher was the last Prime Minister with a pair of them. Huh?
Now we'll be seeing the Faulkland Islands being turned over to Argentina, because it isn't "proper" to keep them from their rightful original owners- or some PC cr@p.

It Was 25 years ago that we watched the British navy fight their last battle.
Now they can't, or won't defend themselves against unprovolked attacks during the course of official duty.

I'm just wondering if the British tars will be bringing their obligatory King James Bibles (delivered to them by gloved hands) that they read from before they ate their "culturally correct" meals.

Good by John Bull, it was an honor to know you.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Kurt, we missed the bus

That was at 7:20 this morning.

I finally got to bed around 3:30 this same morning after working last night.

I can't sleep, so I may as well do what I need to do and go to work tonight untillaround 1:30- 2AM on 3 hours of sleep.

Y'all have a nice day.

AHHHH,,,,,,, another loving relationship story

And, no hunny it's not because of my girlfriend.
What was she calling about, anyway?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Follow the money

That could be a good answer to any number of reasons that politicians act the way they do. From Bush laying a buy on the illegals mess to the Libs kissing @ss on the lonatic fringe of their far left.

But I'm busy whith all these odd hours my job has right now, and between trying to catch up on sleep, getting banks unf*cked (don't try to put money in Bank of America checking with a Debit card from Woodfrest bank), and wasting time and gass driving to S.A. for nothing, and trying to do something with the yard.

I just got called in about 5 hours early for a load, and then have an 11PM Austin to do, too- so I'm not sure when I'll do anything worthwhile here for a awhile.

Happy Birthday Melissa! We'll get a card off as soon as we can, didn't realize the "actual" date.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Poor Corey Glass

He is missing his family terribly because of circumstances involved in his military service.
The circumstances oddly enough are because he's in Canada, trying to attain refugee status from the U.S. as a draft dodger deserter. Because of Americas illegal war, ya know. His lawyer is the draft dodger.

He's not in the "real" Army, he joined the National Guard in 2003 because it was "a humanitarian organization".

Glass has been in Toronto since August following seven months of hiding. He went AWOL from the army during a two-week leave to return home.

He had joined the National Guard in Indiana four years ago under the impression he would be filling sand bags and helping guard U.S. soil. Instead, he was sent to Iraq, a war he says he couldn't fight with a clear conscience.

"I'm kind of mad," Glass said outside the closed-door hearing. "I signed up for what I thought was a humanitarian organization, the National Guard."

Glass set up computer and telephone systems before leaving for Iraq. A sergeant, he worked in intelligence overseas.

He misses his parents and three siblings, who support his decision to flee, but Glass says he will not go back to the U.S. if his claim is denied here.

"I guess I'll have to find out what I have to do then and start looking for other countries," he said.

Yeah, guy, I'm sure France would love to have you.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Riddle me this

Read this excerpt and see if you can tell what's wrong.

SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO - KIMBERLY SHRUM grips a Smith & Wesson .357 Magnum revolver and aims at a target 25 yards away.


A hot shell casing hits the floor, joining hundreds of others littering the concrete at Jackson Arms Indoor Shooting Range in South San Francisco.

Shrum centers herself and aims again.


After two days using her new revolver, Shrum's hands are sore from the recoil of every shot.

Ok, how many caught that?
Not that I'd expect anyone like Staff writer Christine Morente covers religion, families and general assignment to know the difference between a revolver and an auto loader,,,

But she goes on to talk about girls and guns- what a combination...I bet even Bonnie Parker looked good with her gat.

Didja ever

Go online and enroll in a semi-important website (like an online bank) and forget to write down the log-in info?

Me neither.

In other developments here at casa trainwreck- the humungous thunderstorm we had Friday knocked out the power numerous times. during one of those times we fried the router. $60 (with a mail-in rebate) and hours of frustration at getting the laptop wireless to connect were spent. I kept getting either a "server refusing connection" or "connection was reset" message every time I finished setting the security code.
After calling it a nite, and deciding to ask for Belikin help, the laptop was put up for the night.

This morning it works. Guess the router and laptop both needed a nap.