A burglar broke into a house and as he was searching around, he heard someone say:
"Jesus is watching you."
The burglar asked "Who said that?"
"My name is Moses"
He saw he was talking to a parrot and said "Why would any one name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said "The same kind of people who name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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