I'm missing something

It's something I've grown accustomed to hearing at the end of every election cycle for the last six years.

The allegations of

• Minority disenfranchisement
• Voter intimidation
• voter fraud
• voting in the wrong precinct
• The Jimmy Carter Center for fair and honest elections- sorry can't resist this blurb:

  ''Ever since then the Palestinian leaders -- Arafat and his successors -- have told me that when and if they have another election they want the Carter Center to be observing it," Carter said. ''I will be going out there two or three days in advance and we will have a total of 80 or 90 observers all over the place." (forgot where I found it- though)
  

• AND , most of all the KKKarl Rove/BusHaliburnton conspiracy theories.

I mean, c'mon- where is the forests of dead trees, and gigabytes of electrons screaming about all the historic and unchanging voter fraud that has been the Liberal war cry since November of the year of our Lord 2000?

(UPDATE) 2:40PM- on the way to work-

Speaking of BusHitlerian plots. Do you think he manufactured the Democratic take-over just so he could pass his illegal amnesty/citizenship gift to his business buddies?
I wonder when THAT'LL pop up over at the D.U.