If you didn't like it, wouldn't a slap be appropriate?

Remember when Scarlet Johannson got herself felt-up by the gay guy at the Golden Globe Awards?

She's telling the L.A. Times that she didn't like it. Funny, in this backwards, unhip red state if someone would have tried feeling a country girl up (without her consent) he would have been wearing a handprint across his face all night.

Mizrahi, who was doing pre-show interviews for the E! cable channel, created a flap when he groped Johansson's breast, asked Eva Longoria about her pubic hair and peeked down Teri Hatcher's dress.


"Mostly, I was thinking, 'Oh, my God. This is happening on live TV,'" Johansson recalled, adding she didn't buy the openly gay designer's explanation that he was trying to determine how her dress was put together.

And I just thought he was trying to see if they were real- because he's gay and all- he wouldn't be interested in anything else, would he? Not-that-it's-bad-that-he's-gay, or anything.

Johansson, who doesn't plan to attend the Oscar show, said she won't go out of her way to avoid him at future red carpet events. "I can take care of myself," she said. "I'm from New York."

And a nice fast full face slap would go a long way to stop it in the future- but then that's being "mean" by forcing your morals onto some-one who wants to take advantage of you, , , or something like that.