I can see doing this to some d*ckhead
But not your girlfriend. Read the second question to click and clack
the tappet brothers.
Here's A HINT:
Tom: Gee, I don't know, Melissa. My brother tops off my headlight fluid all the time, and he usually charges me more than that.
Ray: Actually, there are two possibilities here, Melissa. One is that you misunderstood what your boyfriend said. Perhaps instead of saying he replaced the "fluid levels in the headlights," he actually said he took care of the "fluid levels AND the headlights." That would be perfectly reasonable.
D*ckhead yes, someone I'm trying to get somewhere with- a definite NO.