Thursday, March 10, 2005

SEXY ALLIGATOR

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator
will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
and dropped his trousers, placing his privates in the alligator's
mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a
minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator
hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone
$100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar.

A blonde girl timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise
not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle so hard."

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