I finally got me a troll!
Too bad it was an e-mail for the car on E-bay:
why is your reserve met at 800. and you are trying to get 1500.you sound like an ass!!!
So I had to tell him that the reserve price was the least I wanted(actually it was $500), and this is an E-bay AUCTION the $1500 was the buy-it-now price for the two that were going the low road in my mailbox.
What a moron.